Here we go again!

TODO Statement in real life :D

>mail from Trello
>Mail reads: "Taco from Trello"
>My mind: "Wow, food!"
>Body: *moves mail to bin*

Thank you programming, pizza and cola..
I am officially almost big size

Laptop stickers are so so marginal! 😒 sorry.

What's that name of that classic fairytale about that boy that struggles with build automation?

...

Hansel and Gradle

Not sure what triggers me more:

a) the fact that nowadays no one can type/spell without auto-correct
b) that this passed code review
c) that no one corrected it in 12 months since it's been committed

This combined with imposter syndrome, hope is getting lost

Had a five hour long debate with one of our Senior Developers today about pull request etiquette.

His view was reviewers should always email or call him before adding comments to any of his requests and they should never block them as he should be allowed to code in "his own style" and should be able to approve his own pull requests.

I explained that we have code standards and an agreed PR workflow be needs to comply with.

He then started talking about meteors and plane crashes. Literally no helping some people.

Got talked into watching Demolition Man today.

Corny jokes, lousy shots, all the things that made me realise that 90s movies are sooo much better than 19 movies

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Just started the TV show "sillicon valley", it's pretty good and funny, if you want something to watch about programmers that launch their startup

No, thank you.😆

When you merge your own pull request....