Me: I want to try Angular2 as a frontend framework.
Boss: Just use jQuery.
Me: That's not a framework but syntactic sugar for JavaScript. I rather not use it at all and rely more on ES6 shims. Let's maybe try vuejs.org?
Boss: Other devs know jQuery, just write it in jQuery. We'll need to build it fast and you have used jQuery before, haven't you?
Me: Yes, but ...
Boss: And you haven't used these recommendations.
Me: Yes, but ...
Boss: I won't take the risk. I want something that is known to work.
Me <dying on the inside>: If you insist.

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PS: I don't work there anymore ;)

Take my money !

I was trying to get some cash from an ATM. Instead of vending bank notes as it should, this happened...

I still need that cash...

Best: Got a job at a rather big company, totally unqualified. They wanted me to start working on an android app to help maintain safety in their manufacturing halls using beacon/ibeacons technology. I had never made an android app, nor worked with gui. All by myself, I created the app and its necessary back-end logic. They were so impressed they wanted me back during the holidays or whenever i have the time, as I'm still studying.

The real question.

Me in devRant

I tried to debug javascript Code on New versión of Firefox developer edition. In one word : dissgusting

Am I the only one here who hates it when people call Node.js a programming language?!

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Ha good try

Completed a project for my final year CS degree and my professor rejected saying it is of very few lines of code.Hope he learns to evaluate projects on complexity and logic rather than number of lines of code. :/

My boss has no idea what he is doing. Scary for a senior programmer, with 20 years of experience. The guy keeps calling methods statically, in a object oriented project. And can't understand why it won't work.

Excellent Database table design...

A project is never done... It's just pushed to production

This is what my Team does when DB Servers are down!!!

Every web developer must have experienced this......

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

Totally agreed.

This is how every app should start...

Interviewer: "I checked your Github, your side projects look very interesting! Tell me about your other hobbies."

Me: "other hobbies?"

How to stop email advertising.

Thanks buddy!

Finally!

Still single 😐

does !important mean not important?
humm :/

When you know you know 🌚

Indian moms be like

Best conversation this week:

A: *reporting a visual bug* The text on this page seems to be placed too far to the right, is this intended?

B: No, it's indented.

When the documentation is just perfect👌👌