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The bottomless pit

Lol :D

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No. I'll just leave. Bye.

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Just take a moment to appreciate that devRant is both free and doesn't have ads.

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

It all makes sense now...

ok, sorry :(

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

Just couldn't resist myself from posting this.... XD...

See the full image...

HOLY FUCK I DID IT
I wrote an Arduino code for my friend. I didn't have any board at the moment to test it, but he flashed it the next day, and EVERYTHING FUCKING WORKED!!! AT THE FIRST TIME!!!

Windows 10: can i install an update in 2 mins?

Me: can u not fking see that i have a million programs opened and im doing important shit rn

Windows 10: ok boss

2 minutes later

Automatic restart

Just found on internet haha.

Front End programming is the worst of all worlds.

I am a Full Stack developer that during every interview says "i can do front end stuff if needed". Something gets lost in translation and becomes "I do only front end stuff".

I don't mind front end development, but i hate urgent nitpicking that happens every time. Everyone else on the team works by regular tasks and deliveries (sprints and release dates), but my work consists of being the brush of the creative mind of someone else, that could not figure out how to make a good design before sending it out to me.

I am not a designer, a designer job is a creative one, i am just a brush that the team uses to complain why this button looks wrong on this not designed platform.

Default is awesome, LoL;

#Deep #Memories

story of my life

Meme == True

Yeah it's italic

Which side are you on?

He's coming

When a developer says "go to hell"

Once I used edge / internet explorer, Guess for what??

Maybe you've also did same like me.🤔

To download Chrome and Firefox.

Shit happens !!!🔥🔥🔥

I hate MATLAB. Python still the best.

coz we have a troubleshooting class this semester...

I did but still no response

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

everytime i think of something i realize it goes like that

Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver.