The bottomless pit

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

Just couldn't resist myself from posting this.... XD...

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Windows 10: can i install an update in 2 mins?

Me: can u not fking see that i have a million programs opened and im doing important shit rn

Windows 10: ok boss

2 minutes later

Automatic restart

story of my life

Meme == True

coz we have a troubleshooting class this semester...

I did but still no response

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

everytime i think of something i realize it goes like that

Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

nice one right there

The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer” .

In high society, TCP is more welcome than UDP. At least it knows a proper handshake.

A bunch of TCP packets go into a bar, until it’s overcrowded. The next day, half as many go in.

A bunch of TCP packets walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hang on just a second, I need to close the window.”

When I try to send SYNs to chicks, I don’t get any ACKs. Just FINs and RSTs.

IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: “Sorry, can’t let you leave…and you don’t get any beer either…” 

The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops.

The great thing about TCP jokes is that you always get them.

The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.

I would tell some UDP jokes too but I never know if anyone gets them

The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not.

I had a funny UDP joke to tell, but I lost it somewhere...

The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says: “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!

DHCP jokes only work when there is only one person telling them

The worst part of SSH jokes is that, even when they're not funny, you suck it up and just pretend they were anyway.

The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh

I’d make a joke about UDP, but I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening…

Old fart joke received from another old fart :) simply had to share as I am still laughing 😂

A perfect date for a Programmer !!

Am I the only one who laughts at this jokes

the joke XD

Halloween joke, anyone?

"If you want a slutty costume for Halloween, you should go as my professor. He barely covers anything important" 😁

Password requirements these days :|

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Customer: I have installed Windows on my computer
Support: Yes, and ?
C: And I have problem now...
S: You already said that.

Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts HUEHUEHUE

The joke told itself

For windows people

anyone?

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

Java Joke......

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

Linux will never be the most installed OS. Just think about how often you had to reinstall Windows.