correctly named devices

How long will that last 😅

My droid buddies

My Tiki mugs for when I need some magic juice!

Michael Ducklas!

git blame

Customer: Can you create a social network for me in a month for $300? 😑

Code everything!

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

css :(

Employee ethics.... 😎😎😎

Here's a joke

Windows Phone

FUCKING SHIT.
I'm at my first Hackathon with my best friends in life and there has never been a time when I've felt this miserable all my life.
The theme is IoT (something idk jackshit about) and people here are done with the projects when we are still at the idea stage.
Yes, it's true that this shit is intense but I really want to do good at this.
This is what I've learned from my first Hackathon:
1. Prepare your shit.
Unless the problem statements are given on the spot, you should've discussed everything that you would be doing and not divert. (We spent 5 hours on a problem statement and then we decided not to go with it.)
2. Have people with different abilities who you can trust to get the work done without you having to give a second thought.
3. Don't you dare build a sub-par application. What's the fucking use of that? Don't do it for the certificate or the stickers. If you do that, then how the fuck can you make yourself put those stickers on your laptop?!
4. Have food. Keep yourself healthy and up to max potential.
5. DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED. A lot of people will look like they're done with the shit. You know what you have to do now? NOT GIVE A FUCK! Just focus and do your thing and make it awesome.

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

Designed a logo for client. Sent him an EPS, JPEG, and PNG..
Client: "Can you send me a PDF instead?"

Why the fuck would he want a PDF? O.o

Coworker: Can you create program for me?
Me: What this "program" going to do?
Coworker: Hack bank network and send me money. Can you make it for Android?
😆😆😆

I can imagine ......4years back

"I don't want to start a flame war but fuck [particular technology]"

Polite way to start a flame war

Jesus saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups.

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

So true

Truest truth

You realize how beautiful it is to work in the back-end when...

"Can you move it down 1px?"
"Can you try this color?"
"Can you make it pop more?"
"Can you make the animation 0.01ms faster?"

Millions more...

Logic

Strange days - bash on Windows, PowerShell on Linux ...

RECURSION

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

5 mins to write the script, 3 hours to fix the carnage.

My favorite commit comment.

Got the memory usage of a c++ program from 1.5gb to 800mb at work.

Never felt so pro before :D