Coworker: Can you create program for me?
Me: What this "program" going to do?
Coworker: Hack bank network and send me money. Can you make it for Android?
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When you finish it, please put it on github, I too would like this program.

@forkbomber Yes!! I would totally fork

Build it with CSS super encrypted

Where do these shady people come from. Seems like everybody has people asking them to hack stuff.

@Elkstorm No one ever got to you to hack something? Odd

@deadpool88 There was this time when my neighbor died and his wife needed help to get into his computer. Got some hints from a police acquaintance, but it got sorted out anyway. Otherwise no - can't really recall getting serious questions about any illegal uses of my brain :)

@Elkstorm strange, I can't even begin to count..