So today our CFO stepped into IT and angrily proclaimed someone using tech@ e-mail and fake name is defrauding company funds buying themselves... "used female lingerie with extra virgin juice" (sic!).

I work for an IPSP, we handle finance for commercial services (think PayPal but smaller). One of our clients is a big platform where girls can sell items like bath water, used socks and more. CFO demanded our admins found out who and when connected to that website, what URLs and so on.

As mentioned, said platform is pretty big, hence, from time to time we help them with their service when they ask us to, that's why we have a tech@ account. Last month there was a minor issue with one of the banks, someone fixed it and, as per usual, made a small payment of €1 topping up the account wallet to make sure everything works. It was an intern whose will to live is still strong and unencumbered with experience so she jokingly wrote "panties juice, extra virgin" in the payment note. What she *didn't know*, however, is that admins on that platform used the very same account to test new billing system they've implemented and our CFO received an invoice.

That co-worker that erases all of your changes if there's a merge conflict.
Fuck you too buddy.

Guaranteed to be random.

The company a friend of mine works at ordered some CPUs. This is how they were delivered...

Who’s mistake😂😅

Becoming independently wealthy and telling my employer I no longer require their services.

it's been a while, but I'm back on devrant!

code review

relatable ! 😂😂

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Me in a test:

if(boolean)
return value;
return something_else;

I then lost 2 marks for not having an else statement -.-

I'm starting to realize, that if you just know the basics of researching, you can (most of the time) find better free resources, than paid ones, for learning about new things in this field.

The more you look, the worse it gets

If a programmer owns a death note :

writes an asterisk * and the world would just end like that

What's worse than being fired as CEO of a company you founded yourself?

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

this. is. very. common.

Confession:
I actually like to code with JavaScript.

It's a terrible language, yes, but I find it fun to work with.

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

That weak moment when I googled “how to invert a boolean”

The future of devrant:

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You don't need to be a developer to ++like others and collect ++likes and show how much you are liked and shit. Everyone can do it. Thats what facebook and instashitsocialcrap is for: People making a thing about how they like and plus and hug and follow each other and how much they are liked and ++ed and shit. It has no substance.

It's what i love about devrant. It has substance. People talk about real stories. Things that matter, things that are interesting and funny. And people talk to each other.

Other social media is empty bullshit. Please don't let devrant become another stupid internet shitplace.

Nothing ruins your Friday night more than realising it's only Thursday.

Dammit.

I was suppose to review this code.

if (null != value) {
return value;
} else {
return null;
}

Can totally relate to this

Something like that..

Just saw an advert with the tag line similar to "An API built by developers, for developers"
Which makes me wonder. Do non-devs build APIs? How does that work?
The same to using APIs. Surely some dev knowledge/experience is required?

Encryption

When you have big dreams but limited resources

Why do some non-devs treat professional app development like some kids craft-making hobby that requires zero skill and knowledge or brain?
A friend (with ZERO knowledge about coding) said to me today, teach me, or tell me how to learn this app development, I'll learn it within a month and make my own apps plus do freelance app work in free time, apps fetch plenty of money easily. Blah blah.
Not the first time, other non dev friends have talked in the same way on other instances.
It's insulting and infuriating. I don't even know what to reply.

Whoever thought huge open plan offices were a good idea needs shot in the fucking face with a brick-gun