Becoming independently wealthy and telling my employer I no longer require their services.

Best way to tell them is to climb on desk and take a dump.

Remember to wipe your ass using hand and shake your boss hand before leaving - at least touch his clothes.

@vane What.

@Root To much southpark 😂

https://youtu.be/T9jdjeG5s9Q

You can login to your boss’s computer and send a mass email from his email address saying how much he hates black people

Ensure the email is littered with the words nigger and porch monkeys. End it with MAGA

"....I no longer require their services."
Next Level Swag

Free from the chain at last.

Idk, wouldn't it be fun to buy the company instead?
*You enter your boss's room*
"Yes, @root , what's it?"
"Let's discuss about YOUR performance"

@piratefox This reminds me of another meme. Not programming related though. One day Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were having a chat:
Bill: I just went to a department store.
Steve: Nice, what did you buy?
Bill: I bought the department store.

@algorithm0612 love it

@algorithm0612 made sure to install good surveillance as always

And showing him my middle finger