Option #1 when installing new software: "Install database and web server on same server (typical)" ... Typical!? What kind of world are we living in here?

I am one with my code and my code is with me.

Today I launched a WordPress Page for a customer. Now I feel dirty and want to take a shower...

Simple way of storing keys.

Without words.

This makes me consider changing career paths.

This is way too true!

Can't wait for this to happen

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I have only 10 +1's :(

They've arrived! Thanks @dfox and @trogus

Amazing A*

At my old job we hired a junior developer. Turned out the junior knew more than all of us. I learnt a lot from him and it pushed me to update my knowledge and skill set!

best
have a good weekend

Being in an office where men actually listen to my ideas and don't try to talk over me? 🤔😍 It feels just like devRant

Every programmers dream convo

Lads, this DDoS attack on DYN is must be getting pretty bad, the Department of Homeland security just launched an emergency investigation into the source and apparently Amazon has started being interrupted

"I won't need math to make games!"

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

I'm not sure 🤔

Nice try

How??

My bosses...

Honestly, I give them shit over here for their errors, their actions and the fact that they don't know what's going on. But as they've been my first programming job, they've taught me a hell of a lot.

I started my internship about a year ago at my current job, and it would last for 4 months.
I was timid, did as I was told and didn't discuss orders.

Within a week, I started voicing my opinion whenever it was asked, and I was heard, and if it gave insight, the bosses would listen to me and we'd change the product.

After two weeks, one of the bosses wanted to show me a comparable website on my pc so I could get some idea of what the bosses meant when trying to explain their idea, and after five minutes of typing on the shitty keyboard I had (shittiest in the whole office), he asked me why I didn't complain earlier. Truth was, I was afraid, he was the boss and I was just merely an employee at his company. Who was I to criticize his office materials??

He told me to follow him, we got into his car and drove off to a shopping mall, went into the tech store and he literally told me to pick whatever keyboard suited me best.

A few weeks ago, we got active noise canceling headphones, these things cost a hell of a lot of money!

My senior and my bosses have taught me that I am still an individual, still a part of the team, of the company, and of the machine, if I can't do my work, the rest will suffer.

They taught me that I am valuable, that I am not just another employee and that I need to speak up for my needs, wants and opinions.

Don't forget how valuable you are guys and gals :)

When you accidently change (refactor) the variable name and you have no idea which var is which:

Wrong commit...

You know you're a web dev when...

you consider not buying pizza just because the ordering website appears to use global jQuery selectors. 😣

Not really a rant, more a proud of myself moment but the custom IVR software I built is now getting 20k calls a day and hasn't broken........

........yet

So apart from coding what do you guys do? Personally I have a thing for photography

First date tip: Don't tell her that you prefer back-end over front-end. Programming is apparently "the most perverted thing in the world"...

I found it!