Why is it that clients that could afford my services ask for LESS revisions, but the clients that lowball me or like practically ask me to do their website for free feel OBLIGATED to like try their best to milk the shit out of my services HOLY FUCK man this whole month tired the shit out of me

AND IT'S ONLY AUGUST 3

I've been working for an ad agency for about 2 years already as a frontend developer, and so far I've been enjoying the company since I get to make websites that I've always dreamed of making

But the pay is so shit. I'm enjoying my time but at the same time holy fucking shit i need a raise

FUCK. GITHUB'S DOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO SHOW MY CLIENT MY REPOSITORY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stumbled upon this when I was checking the lazy-developers discord.

come join if you want https://discord.gg/r4ZeFC

Github is basically a website where programmers go to build their egos

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING HATE.

THE IPHONE'S DEFAULT WEB BROWSER, SAFARI

"OH YOU WANTED THIS TO BE EXACTLY HEIGHT:100VH? HERE'S A FUCKING SCROLLBAR."

What are the most unfortunate URL names you've ever heard? For example:

http://penisland.net

I got myself a duck—

It’s not really the best duck, especially the fact the duck’s name is Conrad. :(

I want the devrant duck now.

Good.

Fucking.

God.

I FUCKING HATE IFRAMES

Holy shit.

I'm loving Atom's Teletype feature--

I JUST KNEW ABOUT THIS SO PLEASE DON'T SHIT ON ME ÙwÚ

my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.

I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS

Is it bad that I kind of don't like using DuckDuckGo as a search engine?

I mean, I use it cause duh privacy. But when it comes to search results- google always gets what I want-

Jesus that kinda sucks why can't i get both

How about no?

Fuck you.

I can't believe it-

I'm actually learning to love PHP

HMmmmmmm 🤔

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET HERE IN THE PH.

FUCK MY LIFE MAN.

JUST FUCK IT IN THE BUTT.

You know

Sometimes I enjoy being in Facebook groups about UX/UI design and development.

Cause it's just. So. Wholesome.

((A little context: The post was about Steve Jobs not writing single line of code))

Firefox's new logo looks like Gitlab's--

IS THIS ALLOWED

My coding-senpai placed this PHP code (before he left) to my org's custom-footer due to a feud that happened months ago

it flooded their cPanel with folders with '.log' as their extension everytime someone visits their website

I LOL'D UNTIL
..They hired me to clean it up :^(

They got over 700,000 of these folders
#feelsbadman

I was looking through UX/UI designer jobs the other day, and then I checked the minimum requirements for it:

"React.js 7+ years of experience"

...

react came out 5 years ago