My new nintendo switch

Everyone here ranting about a fucking missing semicolon. I can't remember the last time a missing semicolon was the issue...

You wanna know what's REALLY BALL-BUSTING????

WHEN THE FUCKING 10 y/o LEGACY CODEBASE, CODED BY FUCKING PHP WORDPRESS SCRIPTERS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD BUILD AN ENTERPRISE SHIT CAUSE ZF2 "LOOKS EASY" AND THEN FILL IT UP WITH SPAGHETTI, IS SO BAD WRITTEN THAT IN ORDER FOR THE PAGE TO RENDER YOU ACTUALLY ****HAVE**** TO DISABLE ERROR REPORTING SO WHENEVER A FUCKING ERROR HAPPENS ON THE TEMPLATE RENDER COMPONENT OF ZEND FRAMESHIT 2, YOU'RE LEFT WITH A FUCKING BLANK PAGE AND NOTHING IS LOGGED TO THE LOG FILE, SO YOUR ONLY OPTION IS DIE() DEBUGGING LINE BY LINE ON THE 1300 LINES PHTML FUCKFEST OF A VIEW THEY HAVE.

MISSING SEMICOLON? YES PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SHIT

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Cred: Practical Dev

Oh yes I know how it feels.

I hate programming
I hate programming
I hate programming
It works!
I love programming
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Finally the 3 month holiday is over.first year computer science starts monday.

Yay! Thank you for likiiiing. I now have an avataaarr!

Found this in a desk at Gitlab...

A couple of months ago I bought a two year licence for PHPStorm but shortly after I started this new job as React Web developper and everyone in my new team has been using Visual Studio Code with a specific set of plugins and settings which make I my premium IDE useless.
What an investment I did.

Thats Elon Musk guys and girls. source: reddit

I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

After months of tedious research, I finally feel like I understand machine learning.

All of my programmer buddies are in envy, but I keep trying to explain that what I finally get is that it's not as hard as it's presented to be.

I feel like a lot of the terminology in machine learning is really pretentious and unnecessary, and just keeps new people from the field.

For example: I could say: "Yeah, I'm training a classification model with two input neurons, a hidden activation layer, and an output neuron", and you might think I was hot shit. But that just gets translated into "I'm putting in two inputs, sorting them, and outputting one thing".

I feel like if there was a plain language guide to machine learning, the field would be a lot more attractive to a lot more people. I know that's why it was hard for me to get in. Maybe I'll write one.

You know you're fucked when you look for an answer to your problems on Google page #2

Senior Dev at work told me to cherry pick commits from another branch....later found out that it is an actual git command ! 😅

git cherry-pick <commmit>

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

Oh no!

Have a great working week guys! I will spent it on the beach with my devRant t-shirt! Locals love it!

devil himself placed that # there

When you want to make an unlinked copy:

JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(obj))

Holy mother Jesus, so many hours before I realised this. Really js!? Really...

Bye RAM

Good job linux player 😍

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

Damn right :3

Not seen girlfriend in 2 weeks. Been here less than a minute and she's ignoring me for facebook. At least I have devRant!

My dev area of focus? Frontend web, and always trying to lean more towards CSS and UI/UX than to javascript.

Why? Because I discovered that I'm a designer with zero ability to design, so with CSS I can at least implement other people's beautiful designs.

Well...

When you just click ok while renaming a variable in android studio and realise, that it changed some words of your AndroidManifest.xml

I must say, this is the only "social network" where I actually post stuff and also enjoy doing it

Thanks @dfox