@-red pls explain to a pheasant like me

btw, I hate Apple too

A json object with a json key? Jee-son that ain't right 🚔🦄

Is this list sorted by most important change in ascending order?

Better hide your new hot laptop 🚨

It's grampa log 👴. It has seen some shit throughout the years...

@hobyrr yes for research purposes and stuff... 🎓🙈🤞

@w00000t being a Python developer is even a bigger joke... *mic drop* 🚨🦄🥔

I love watermelon

Not all months have 2x15 days... #KnowYourEdgeCasesBruh

DELETE

tl;dr pls

Gold. Don't care if it's real or not but man you should write a humorous novel about dev life... Would read it for sure 😀

Here 🍦🍧🍨

Fabulous 👌

That's how you lose friends man... 🙄

"Make the function return false" kinda implies that it should always return false, so joke's on you 🤺

Cautious of repost police I see 🕵️

Oh no, frontend dev had to write SQL 😱. Better see it as an opportunity of becoming full stack 👌

Kill it with fire 🔥

How about shove them up your ass? I'm terribly sorry but really wanted to say that. 🙏

Best advice: don't use php... 🤺🍿

@github *awkwardly accepts the handshake*

@github I'm pretty weird myself, but no one will ever know just how weird 😈

@github <_< k. It's not really hate, you can't expect me to hate you for that. It was just somewhat weird.

Well the idea was to rant about your rant. I mean you made a rant just to praise someone for their ++ as if you were trying to get their attention (hence #assKissingRant and #noticeMeSenpai). So it kinda seemed lame to me so I made that comment. I'm a bad person I know -__-.

@github it's alright

We don't need this competition, drop this baby of the cliff or something. 🥔

You are a new man now. Oh holly Linux bless his soul. #linux>jezus 🙏 🐧

#assKissingRant, #noticeMeSenpai . I'm sorry but I had to do it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We can still be friends, right? 😧