This guy dream come true as he was waiting for this moment.

I just wanted some water :(

The JS Drinking Game:

1. Think of a noun.
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a libary with that name exists, drink!

Responsive rubber-ducking

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

</2016>
<2017>

If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

😂😂😂😂😂

Non dev trying install OS on his machine. How it's even possible.

#truestory

When you prove its a hardware probelm

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

That time of the week.

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

When you're the most "junior" person on the team and you're the one pushing for Git. How we've managed to come this far without any version control is beyond me. Especially with the fact that we've had to work alongside a 3rd party who handles a lot of the site dev...there have been a lot of "stepping on toes" over the years and no one ever thought "there has to be another way."

🙄

Whats the world's most popular language ?

Every time I type "pubic" instead of "public"

My crib when no one is at home. TV = second screen

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂

The pain when you switched to another IDE and can't find the color scheme that looks comfortable.

Must have 5yrs experience in a framework that is 4yrs old
-_-\ do you even brain?

Yeah no

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

got it somewhere on the net

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."