@soup-bowl nahh, don't worry... It's the internet, someone will always miss the joke
I liked it though hahaha

< , one less check every loop

@nickpapoutsis it took me a few seconds to realize that too. Check the banners, it's a display of computer locks

@nickpapoutsis laptops were stolen

Or many of you big data folks don't have much too rant about cuz your life is easy.

Hahahaha that's a fucking nice post. I'm on ultra, just disabled hair rendering.

Java lang NullPointerException.

You have been warned.

Bye

@Eqb8 yeah, and osx is the one who people blame for knowing better what I'm supposed to do. It's my fucking computer and I update it whenever the fuck I want.
Dumb statement, says the guy telling me to use stable shit when the fucking OS isn't.
Take a nap now man, you need to restart to understand what I just fucking told ya

@SnafuAI for just how long have you used each OS? That seems like a very shallow complaint, like the ones from people who just read about other people complaining.
I've used windows my whole life, switched to Linux when I got serious about programming and to OSX when I got a little extra money.
It's not about Linux or osx, it's about !windows

If you don't have problems with windows, you either never relied on it or you don't use it seriously. Whenever I needed windows the most, It would either crash my sw with no error message or restart for automatic updates when I fucking needed it to be up all night. Fuck windows, seriously. That is fucking unaceptable. What makes me even more upset, is that windows made you feel like mediocre is acceptable, that it's OK to crash sometimes and you don't even see it as a problem.

@ChappIO yeah, I know... That's what I meant with "has a soap client too". Still, just because it's easy, doesn't mean it's good

Still prefer the ArnoldC

It seems it's unavailable

@ChappIO php has a soap client too, still ranting tho

@linux-colonel fak

@Nexion you could also replace some semicolons(;) some Greek question marks (;)

@Nexion on the server, silly

@Letmecode for sure. Do a cronjob Russian roulette, a program that deletes a random OS file every 30 minutes. Bring your sunglasses as you will be walking away from an explosion on your last day

Nope.

Thank you all for your words. Feel better already!

Yes, it's absolutely his fuck up he got the zero tolerance policy.

Yes, my first tip was for him to ask his apologies and show he was wrong and that he understood his fuck up, didn't make a fucking difference.

I guess I did what I could, maybe he will be better on another job, it's like his freedom card.

Thanks!

What do you have to say about windows?

He's a designer that I taught the js stack, he was pretty good with it. Then a position as frontend opened and I told him to send his CV, he was told to learn PHP overnight and he did, came back and did a spa for a test with a rest PHP backend.

My boss hired him as an investment, he is a quick study and likes to do things right, but he is green and eventually fucked up on a task, which was totally OK but he overreacted when out CMO confronted him and since that day, the count down has begun.

One day you will. Working on the WS I developed, last week I made changes in 3 classes and pushed the code, deployed to production and didn't bother to test. Worked like a charm. One day little one, one day.

@ScribeOfGoD honesty is commonly mistaken by offense. That was some tough love and a good mind can make motivation from it. @tisaconundrum next time, just ask the fucking question: "is there any hidden fees for the dev on google play?"

Fucking awesome

My manager: "always do MVPs, if we don't like the first version we won't ask for the second."

Don't, it's packed up with too much junk already. If you are wondering if you should upload it or not instead of just uploading, it means it's probably shit.

@sirjofri @shauryachats its a CSS poem, you insensible jerks!

Just plain old tags, thanks devrant for that

HAHAHAHA this is not getting enough votes!