Nice job Amazon

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testing

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truncate

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line

count

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showing

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list

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Old but gold!

Years ago, when i was a teenager (13,14 or smth) and internet at home was a very uncommon thing, there was that places where ppl can play lan games, have a beer (or coke) and have fun (spacenet internet cafe). It was like 1€ per hour to get a pc. Os was win98, if you just cancel the boot progress (reset button) to get an error boot menu, and then into the dos mode "edit c:/windows/win.ini" and remove theyr client startup setting from there, than u could use the pc for free. How much hours we spend there...

The more fun thing where the open network config, without the client running i could access all computers c drives (they was just shared i think so admin have it easy) was fun to locate the counter strike 1.6 control settings of other players. And bind the w key to "kill"... Round begins and you hear alot ppl raging. I could even acess the server settings of unreal tournament and fck up the gravity and such things. Good old time, the only game i played fair was broodwar and d3 lod

—_😂_—

I AM ROOT!

Typical paranoia's when developing a website
- what if the user has JS turned off ?
- what if he is using the site without a monitor ?
- what if the user's electricity is off ?
- what if there's no user ?

Does anyone know that feeling when you press ctrl + s before you come back to your text editor and you save your web page for the millionth time?

Just got this slack from our server admin.

!rant

#techkey from Aukey

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

/*The following dialogue is an excerpt from an actual conversation I had a couple of hours ago*/

Microsoft support:
Please check that you've installed the correct version of JavaScript in the Control panel.

Me: JavaScript isn't standalone software.

MS: Are you sure you downloaded JS from Oracles website then?

Me: *ended the chat*

So... I know this isn't a rant, in fact it's not even related to computers, but it's so epic I just have to share.

The other day at work, we ordered lunch from a local Thai chef, whom I challenged to make me a properly hot Thai style stir fry pork dish.

I think he understood, because it was just perfect. (:

The best prank I ever pulled was on one of my IT teachers.
In 2011, I had an intense OOP JS training and whil ...[read more]

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

That feel you feel when you're way ahead of schedule

Every programmers dream convo

😂😂😂😂😂

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

this guy really needs a sticker.

Who wants one?

So true!!!!

Person: What do you do for a living?

Programmer: I'm an etymologist

Person: What does that mean?

Programmer: I work with bugs

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

The question of life

Left my first comment after lurking for months and @dfox himself was the first liker. Better way to start the morning? 😅

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.