I can't watch others use a computer.

That's not how you ask google a question.

You're clicking the wrong way.
You click like an idiot.

Why are you scrolling like that? do you hate moving down the page so mutch it makes you scroll like that?

Why am i forced to sit through this?
When will this end?

Program accounting software for work, but use a paper ledger for personal accounting.

been there

what my work computer feels like compared to my home computer.

dad: what the hell do you do again?

me 1st time asked: I'm a back end web developer, i write the code you don't see that makes things you do see work.

me 90,000th time: internet stuff.

me 83,881,178th time: computers!

Hmmm, I think this checks out.

Working a new job be like...

Everytime

Someone asked how patient you are?
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I used Android studio on a laptop with 4 GB RAM.. and tested apps on emulator.

PS - It kept my hands warm in winters.

I've always had problems getting it right but it's fun when you find the correct pattern

720p vs 1080p vs 1080i vs 4k
🙁

Hi guys, I just wanted to share some footage of my upcoming Space Game - STRIFE - Battle for the Southern Star.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Super happy with what I have been able to achieve in just 2 months of development. Demo coming really soon.

My son was born 2 days ago. He is amazing. I win at life.

Me: Want to copy this file to another computer
Bluetooth: Use me!
Google Drive: I'm better!
USB: I can help
Network shared folder: I'm in position!

Me: Let me add it as an attachment to a new email and download it on the other computer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If recruiter contacted you, and when discussing salary, they asked “Why do you think you worth that much?”. What would be the best answer? Does answering with “Oh because I worth that much, as I’ve experienced in using this and that” sounds arrogant?

Manager assigns a work to Back End developer.

"Build a webpage".

Manager assigns a work to Front End developer.

"Check the server code"

Backend Developer: WTF
Frontend Developer: @%%^#^&&

These guys are damn serious about fitness.

So the other day my Huawei phone got a push update, but after installing it, seemingly nothing happened.

I just took a look at my Android version.

I was rolled back from Android 8 to 7.

Let the softroot begin!

This comment deserves a separate post 😂😂

TFW you see Apple selling display stands for 999$ and you don't care because you never have to use an Apple device anyways.

My company is looking for a new React FE.

Just got a response to the add...

"I have 10 years experience with react and styled components."

JavaScript says to Objective-C, "You suck!"
It doesn't react.

A friend recommended a website for react tutorials (online.reacttraining.com), front-end of it is built in angular :D

I don't know what's wrong with my project. But somehow, this is the screening when you debugs a React Native app within DevTools.

The first React developer

Serverless computing

The react documentation can be taken wildly out of context!

Webdev these days:

*{
display: flex;
}

When all your test case passes.

Haters: "All your source code are paid actors"

Today I left my job in which I spent these last 5 years.

My boss wasn't very pleased with me leaving the company today. But well, it had to be done

Now it's time to focus in freelancing and my own startup. Surely my work will be paid more accurately than these 5 years, one of the reasons I left.