I just want to say this place is AWESOME! 100% better than Reddit and 1000% better than SO. Not sure how I found it....oh yeah I was googling a question on how to do something in JIRA and used the 'f' word in my query.

‪How to get your Jira ticket resolved:‬

‪1: Assign in it the person‬
‪2: Mention him on the ticket‬
‪3: Remember the ticket number ‬
‪4: Sneak into his office‬
‪5: ‬

Best joke I have read this week...

in an alternate universe there exists a clientRant, where clients come together and share their horror stories of dealing with devs.

Two of my colleagues have same wireless kit type (kb and mouse). I swapped only their keyboards.

some of you use rubber duckies... I use a hackathon trophy filled with mountain dew.

one time while my colleague was away from his computer, I changed every system sound to a loud, elongated moan.

Map, Filter and reduce explained!

Life of Developers

My coworker implemented this date extension for no reason. Also handles back before they changed it. He wrote tests too

When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

Like looking at my commits😂

Credits: Reddit

About sums up my day.

I gave several of you fellow ranters a little gift of "mass ++" tonight and I bet you're wondering why. I'm new to this rant and everyone has been very kind and open. Anyone that commented or ++ any of my rants received a "serial liking." @Letmecode is still my favorite ranter =)

Enuf said

Unix roulette

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

Python be like
"During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred" ... Exception : exception not defined.

Well fuck you too goddammit

Are you kidding me? 😂
This progress bar is the best

0 fucks given

at my ofc

Yeah no

First thing when using a new IDE... Find and enable dark mode.

Programmer was smoking...

lady nearby: "can't you see the warning smoking is injurious to your life!"

Programmer: "we are not worried about warnings only about Errors"

Hate braces?

Leaning Tower of Pisa being a wonder of the world is basically "It's not a bug, it's a feature" example.

!rant
This is one of the best explanation I have ever seen for the difference between SIGTERM and SIGKILL.
Picture credit : www.itsfoss.com

DevZoned!

Sometimes Windows be like..

Being a grown-up dev is replacing "that’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard" with "Ok boss, I’ll consider those architecture suggestions".