Nothing better than coding at night. 😁

For coffee lovers.

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

How most of the companies I know like to fix their technical debts

When your bug isn't on StackOverflow and you start to lose your sanity

When you have an awesome startup idea and it's not even close to being in the market, it feels good man

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Well he did the right thing

***Interviewing potential sys admins so us devs don't have to build everything and run everything***

Coworker: Do you know how to use cron and cron jobs?

Candidate: Yes I'm familiar with setting up users and permissions.

Me: 😳

Coworker: 😳

Boss: We will give you a call have a good day.

If you had just admitted you didn't know but we thought you could learn we might have been open to teaching you but brazenly acting like you know something when you don't is dangerous if you're running a multi thousand user production system.

// family tech support

Dad: *clicks something*
Dad: *something strange happens*
Dad: Hey son, come over here. What happened?
Son: Hm.. what did u click?
Dad: I don't know. Aren't you supposed to know that? You're our computer genius.

Why software aren't free!

I'm sick of starting and never finishing projects because I just can't keep interests. For now forward, all of my work will be Open Sourced.

That way at least some other poor bastard can use some of it.

I'm in the process of moving my projects to github now.

A Software Engineer's affair

Pay or days off?

Frontend vs Backend

I loathe JavaScript. Totally blaming the millennials for making this shit popular. #thankshipsters #fuckyourhashtagstoo

❤ binary weather.

When your team members are all developing in their own branch...

The equivalent of "It's not a bug; it's a feature" in the music world.

Expecting Apple fan boys' comments in 3..2..1 !

This is what my manager tell me every friday 😊☺

Every house story

Always! And remember that it will be reviewed as well

Note to self: don't try to code during hangover

Just don't.

Jenkins builds...

When I try to be happy but my phone knows my feelings.

Google devs be like...

Don't fall for this.

I started in the morning with just a rectangle drawn on the screen .fast forward +-12 hours and I made a little racetrack with a little sprite that moves with keyboard input around the track.c++ and sfml totally rocks.