Fuck me Doom: Eternal is brilliant. People said what they liked and disliked about Doom 2016 and they just listened. Imagine that!

Came home after 2 weeks,( to see) ants raided everywhere, the up-side is my spiders had a feast...

Just downloaded some big ass codebase and the first line i read is:

"// The source code is not well documented, but every advanced programmer will be able to understand it after some time."

Well... let's find out about your definition of "some time", Dickhead!

I didn't know they had a name for it. I thought I am the only one dev who is affected by this. Phewwww

When you need to code but you're out with friends in a bar.

Shit..

You ever sit down to start working on a project, get all your imports and variables set up, and then just completely lose all motivation to even press a key?

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

Programmers are "Pro in grammar"

I had to go help marketing with a website UI issue today:

Me: What version of IE are you using?
Her: Oh my god! Did you say virgin?
Me: No, "Version".
Her: Hahaha you guys I thought he asked what virgin am I using!
*room erupts into laughter*

WTF is this high school?

I have a co-worker that always uses "I'm too old" as an excuse.

You're 33. You're just a lazy piece of shit that doesn't take care of his body.

Fuck you, do work.

.DS_Store ... Fucking cancer ! i spread everywhere

Got my first CS internship interview chumps, wish me luck!

Got a star on GitHub once

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

I swear to god I saw someone writing code in Arial font today at my university 🙀

when I pull latest and all of my code is refactored

"Professor, my if loop isn't working!"
IF LOOP!?!?!?!! 😫🔫

That makes so much sense 😂😂

So Windows 10 is getting a 'proper command line'...

*finishes university exams*

*gets to code after a long time*

*cannot remember what the code does that was written a few weeks back*

Fuck 😓

Sent another developer instructions for generating an SSH key pair and to send me the public key. He did so. There was a problem getting it to work. So, naturally, he emailed me the private key.

Are you even a Dev if you don't have an abandoned or incomplete side project ?😂

:))))))

Dear Santa,

this year my only christmas wish is to get 3651 more „++“ on devRant to get the nice two displays for my desk.
Please make my wish come true, I was a very good child this year.
Thank you!

Best wishes
PuzzlesDev

I guess someone has been listening to Migos while coding. smh

According to my teacher you should better store the ISBN of a book into an int than in a String.

I know it wasn't ethical, but I had to do it.

Semester 4 started this week, we all got to vote which day we wanted the lecture to be held on. There were quite a few options. My preference was Monday at 7:30pm.

So I entered the poll, as I have every other semester. But I noticed something, this particular poll didn't require any form of identification. Not even a Student ID.

I dug deeper, found that it used local cookies to store weather you'd voted or not, this is obviously a security problem, so I opened up Python and wrote a simple Selenium program to automate this process.

I called it the "Vote Smasher". First it would open the webpage, then it would choose Monday 7:30pm and vote. Then it would clear it's cookies, refresh and do it over again.

I ran it fifty times.

Can you guess what the revealed vote was for UCD SP4 IT was?

I heard my lecturer mutter:
"The votes aren't usually this slanted..."

I could hardly contain my giggles.
My vote won by about fifty over the others 😂

Let me just say, it was his fault for choosing such a naive poll system in the first place 😉

Stolen but gold

Plot twist