👀 guilty. Kinda.

Coding without propper dev-ops:

These are the shittiest five lines I've ever read in my life!

Yeah, force push it to master!

Hehehehehehe

He looks so confident I am afraid to explain him what I am working on...

Can you guys relate this ? 😅

As many here might be aware, the new RTX series dropped! With this, a lot more performances… and a lot more power consumption
At this rate you'll soon need a dedicated grid to power this shit. This is pissing me off, as we're not living in times of energetic abundance. Prices of fuel skyrocket due to the situation in Eastern Europe, and we need more than ever to find alternative energy sources that don't mess our planet further up. So the last thing we need is some piece of computer hardware that chugs near as much as a fucking vacuum cleaner

There's a petition treating of that with more details, if you agree this is a problem, it would be awesome if you could sign it and share it everywhere you can
https://chng.it/hGkcvHpdY8

I’ve had a complicated relationship with my mother for as long as I remember and made the decision years ago to more or less cut her out of my life. I thought if anything happened to her, I’d be okay, that it wouldn’t affect me.

But my mum died on Sunday.

And I’m not okay.

So, I got this new coworker of mine, he's 5 years older than me and says he's got a loooot of experience with html, css und javascript. Nice. Boss wants us to blur some text on a website, I show him how to do it with css "filter: blur(4px)".

5 minutes later he's all proud and says "done". I think nice, check the code - and see this moron having put an <img> png in there, having blurred the text with photoshop. Short memory, anyone?

Tensions building in my code...

Make var, not war...

First day of college

- Enters the class

- Class starts

- Teacher starts teaching JS with notepad as editor on windows xp

- Leaves

It's 2022 and people still believe USB sticks and external card readers are a replacement for memory card slots.

They're not. SD cards have a standardized form factor and do not protrude from memory card slots, but external card readers and USB sticks do.

Just like smartphones, laptops are increasingly ditching the SD card slot or replacing it with microSD, which has less capacity, lower life expectancy and data retention span due to smaller memory transistors, worse handling, and no write-protection switch.

Not only should full-sized SD cards be brought back to laptops, but also brought to smartphones. There might soon be 2 TB SD cards, meaning not one second of worrying about running out of space for years. That would be wonderful.

Game developers who limit frame rate to 60 in year 2022... Are you ok? 🤔

I had 2 bugs 🐛
I fixed 1 of the bugs 🐛
Now I have 3

3 hours of interview end up asking me

“Are you Chinese”
“Why don’t you look and sound Chinese”
“We only hire Chinese speaking candidate”

After told them that I withdraw my application as they only hire “Chinese speaking candidate” , they started to yell “you not professional , you waste time , I will ban you for life, you quick quick go away.”

So I ended up telling people not to join that company.

It changed my life, really. 😁

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

This had me laughing out loud this morning, my wife just looked at me funny as I tried to explain it to her.

!dev

I have a cold and can't sleep because i can't breathe through my nose. I need sleep. Pls.

Happened with me in early days 🥲

Zoo museum Zürich. All right, do you need any help?

While while is still useful sometimes, all hope is lost for for.
For each for each that I use, I love it more and more.

Story of my manager and me, in a small poem :

"peek a boo, peek a boo
how many task you got to do?"
"4 tasks" "Do it Fast!
that's all that i ask from you"
"its 4 hours, eod isn't far.
where is that damn coffee, carl?"
"peek a boo, peek a boo
you want coffee, but what about you?"
"one done, heading out for fun"
"2 more tasks i added for you"

What do you do when you're stuck??

*Me waiting for the recruiter that said would call me 3 hours ago*

Dear Zoom,

STOP FUCKING TAKING OVER THE DAMN WINDOW FOCUS WHEN SOMEBODY SHARES THEIR SCREEN

P.S.: Even your own chat is no exception. That's just plain stupid

That feeling when u delete 4months of coding work that u didn't deploy on git, with just one line of code ....😔😔😠😤..
I wanted to delete the virtual environment oo...