Heavy lifting.

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

Working @ the moment ?

Asking the real question here.

Management: Feature X is your top priority. Dont work on anything else because this needs to be ready for next Monday.

Me: *works furiously*

Management: *monday* Oh yeah we dont need that now. Why are you behind on your other work?

Well well well

In peace for a while

My No.1 interview question for UX developers:

What are the CSS default text and background colours?

The correct answer is: "undefined-on-undefined".

If your 1st thought was "black-on-white", you're the reason we can't have nice things.

😂😂😂😂

Every side project ever

"I rarely agree with what clients ask me to do." - Ross Lovegrove

;____;

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Visual studio has crashed 6 times in 5 minutes... The fuck Microsoft...

Law of software quality..

*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*

God is one of us

Think twice code Once, if I had a cent for every time I've jump right into the code without a proper analysis or design just to notice that my whole implementation is not functional or scalable I'd be a millionare

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

Do not refactor on fridays...

Showed my boss DevRant, and now he wants me to make a BossRant..

Always make smaller commits! Easy to roll back, easy to cherry-pick, easy to debug when identifying when something went wrong.

When a bug became feature!!

Dont forget to clear cache when debugging web apps..

They break your heart too 😭💔

Gillette Excel

Photo of the day...

This here is some source code that i made. And I'll admit, I was a bit frustrated at the time of making. I just started learning to code in HTML and CSS a coulpe days ago. And a friend asked if I could make him a website. So I told him that I barely know the basics yet. And he says that it doesn't matter just as long as he gets a website. So now, a couple days of tryhard coding later, he raged about how bad the site looked and that he himself could have done a better job than I did. And yet the entire site had over 300 lines of code in it (perhaps not very much for you hardcore coders out there, but a biiig step for me) and several subpages, all with custom error pages and all. Although I'll admit, the design was a fucking ugly as fuck since i can design about as good as an alligator flies. But man was I mad after that, haven't talked to him since. The bastard. But to he point, in my rage i made this. An outburst of anger that I later refactored to fit a large amount of devs (since I reckon 99% of programmers deal with clients/customers instead of friends). And if anyone has a spare dns space to put the code on, then help yourself.

The link is:
https://pastebin.com/aFcK10YK

Have a good day!