"I rarely agree with what clients ask me to do." - Ross Lovegrove

"I want to have a website-"

Me: "No, you want a web application"

"... alright, anyway I have a hair salon-"

Me:"No, you have a barber shop."

"... no, it's even called John's Salon, I-"

Me: * throws dictionary at client *

@alexbrooklyn &
@RandomQuote

Just as if they all spoke a different language. Not even a dialect, no.
It's the Clingon to Latin.

How can a crowd of turds develop such different representation of real objects and central topics?! Specifically those concerning their very profession?!
The fuck, people?!!

Individuals going through state school to find their way in work society then getting sort of busy, ending up full ape shit black magic bones throwing and interpreting for the sake that their very own family does not recognise them anymore.

Seems like I am full of rage today.
Ok. Go on. There is nothing to see here.
Please Mam, go on.
No Photos. There is nothing to see here.