Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

Did you say security?

Screen is viewed as inverted, but the cursor is still right.
Thank you ubuntu, but fuck you.

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

After a point...

—_(*_*)_—

So I picked up my little brother (6th grade) from school.

Him: We had computer hour
Me: Cool what did you do?
Him: We programmed a game
Me: That's cool. In what language did you program?
Him: English

I burst out in laughter because I didn't expect that answer.

I know I should have asked the question better.

After that I found out that they used scratch.

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

If all else fails, perform percussive maintenance on OSI layer 8.

So, they finally "fixed the bug"...

😁😁..

This sums up so many arguments I've had with clients about design requests!

Oh my God..

I was searching for an app, look what I found:
A devRanter!

'one rant a day keeps the anger away'

!rant

Boss: are you okay with this legacy code?
Me: wubba lubba dub dub
Boss: great
Me: :/

This is so true.. I hope the networking folks know where their manuals are 😂😁

Credits: Codechef

Fucking piece of shit German internet man. Some of you might know that Germany probably has the shittiest internet in the EU. And by shitty, I don't mean the downstream speeds you can get (which is how most ISPs justify their crappy network), but the GODDAMN UPSTREAM SPEEDS.

See, I'm just a student, right? I don't run a fucking company or something like that. I don't need / can't afford a symmetrical gigabit connection. But I do a lot of stuff that requires a decent upstream connection.
Fucking Unitymedia (my ISP), if I already decide to buy the goddamn "business plan" (IPv6 & static adresses), at least supply me with some decent upstream speeds. PLEASE!
My current plan costs ~45€ a month for internet and TV (I don't watch, but my two other flat-mates do).

Internet speeds are 150 Mbit/s down and FUCKING 10 Mbit/s up! What??! What the hell am I supposed to do with only 10 Mbit/s?? I'm already completely exhausting the bandwidth and I'm not even done setting everything up! Fucking hell...

I was planning on getting their "upload package" to get at least 20 Mbit/s up – but they removed that option! IT'S GONE, PEOPLE! They said in an interview last year that "customers are not interested in higher upload speeds" and consequently removed that option. WHAT???

"You wanna have state-of-the-art downstream speeds of 400 Mbit/s? Here you go. Oh, our maximum limit of 10 Mbit/s upstream is not enough for you? TOO FUCKING BAD, NOTHING THAT WE CAN OFFER YOU!"
(Seriously though, the best customer internet plan is 400D & 10U)
Goddamn... in this day and age of things like cloud storage etc. even "normal" people definitely need higher upload speeds.

Man, this rant got so long, but I really wanted to get this out. This wasn't even everything though, maybe I'll make a separate rant to elaborate on other issues.

If you are interested, you might want to read up on the following report:
https://speedtest.net/reports/...

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Arrays start at what?!

Pictures like this honestly make me puke. Why does Linux users think they're better than everyone? 😂 #bringthehate

push -f

Online coding challenges are so addicting!! :D
It's 4:44 now, the sky is starting to light up already, finally going to sleep.

When you try to sleep in because you had a long night, but that one flatmate you explicitly told to try to be quieter can't do exactly that...
When you are a programmer and a night owl and your flatmate always goes to sleep early and stands up early...
Why can't everybody be a night owl :D

I've done it. I've deactivated my facebook. No more useless BuzzFeed videos. Fuck Facebook

I just learned about packet sniffers. Coolest thing ever.

Courtesy of Reddit

C++ 😁😁

"Yesterday's code today's mystery"

-all coders