Life can't be too bad when most of your spam calls are from recruiters. It made me emotional to remember 4 years ago when I was the one calling to them.

Prefer healthy working environment over money. You'll spend at least 8h every day with those people and it is importat that you feel comfortable around/with the.

Working 12 hour staright sucks

If Donald Trump doesn't have to pay his taxes, I don't have to write my unit tests.

Refresh the rants cronk...

Sorry I'll go home now...

Sometimes the worst part about being a dev is:

Being told the "solution" to a technical problem by a non technical person from a meeting I wasn't even invited to participate in. This middle finger goes out to middle management everywhere.

That this is the only place I can bitch about my job and be understood

My dad turned off my laptop this morning, so tonight, before going to sleep I had to tell him, not to do this.
So I decided to do this....
PS: yeah that's my mom's hair clips.:D

Two fixes in CSS that can either be delightful or dreadful:
- overflow: hidden;
- !important

Junior Dev does npm install, Opens LinkedIn profile and adds Node.js in skills.

On a bright side, everything in UK is 10% cheaper today than it was yesterday.

The best way to write maintainable code is to imagine the next person who has to debug your code. Then imagine that they have your phone number, personal address, and your daily schedule.

When a project requires a web UI in a IE11 embed and it's in your best interest to forget Flex ever existed...

Today I woke up and my old Windows 7 desktop welcomed me with a fresh Windows 10 installation. I'm still trying to figure out who did it because it wasn't me or my wife. I only remember saying no multiple times to the upgrade request. At least I don't notice it being any slower.

git push --force...🔥

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

after hours of debugging your program without any luck...
wife(never programmed a day in her life): what's up?
me: I can't figure out why this program won't work
wife: oh! you're probably missing a semi-colon somewhere

The IE version of any website should automatically direct users to a link to download a better web browser

When a client drags ass for weeks on giving you content for their site but wonders why their changes aren't live within 24 hours. 😐🔫

Modifying a depracated wordpress theme with visual composer does not make you a developer. Doing so does not give you the authority to scope development projects. it just sets everyone up for a really awkward, potentially insulting, conversation.

When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

"I'll just go to a tech conference and not take any stickers."

- no one

That one trolling coworker that makes you appreciate the weekends that much more.

I mentioned on a cv about 10 years ago that I had maintained a website built on php. This CV is no longer in circulation and hasn't been for about 9.5 years, I'm still getting message from recruiters about php roles

Fml

I think I want to work for devRant