If you want a career where you can never do enough to make clients happy, choose web development.

I felt I had to share..

So what do you all believe the best first language is and why? I personally say Python or JavaScript because they are simple, and easy to understand

Get ready to launch a feature. Just about to make a pull request. Business be like, oh wait. Something came up, we need to wait a week. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Never seen anything like this before.

Source: https://twitter.com/AcademiaObscura...

Gillette Excel

!rant
Deployed my first website to production yesterday and the world isn't burning, the error logs have been empty and my (non-tech) colleagues think it is amazing.
I'm somewhat proud of myself.

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

My last night:
- Had nothing much to work on.
- Opened a porn site to spend sometime.
- Clicked on some really good video.
- Realized full screen isn't working on the page.
- Fired up JS console, spent the next 30 minutes trying to get the video part full screen. Failed!
- Opened up Google & navigated through stackoverflow looking for the fix. Still couldn't do it.
- Cursed the website for having a bad design.
- Left the site.

Bad UI = No Fuck.

That moment when your building crashes...!!!

Linux ❤️

!rant about devrant

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

LoL (I wanted to write only LoL for this rant but you need to write atleast 6 characters, ....oh I think now it's sufficient)

Rant against useless metrics:

No, your bootup time is not from when you hit the power button, until the moment the login screen shows up.

It's from when you hit the power button, until the moment when you can actually use your computer, e.g. the web browser or IDE is running and responding to input.

Interviewing front end developers with my boss.

Only skill I care about is knowing git.

HEY FRONT END DEVELOPERS!

LEARN GIT!

Anyone else is doing this? When you know you need to implement it, but want to fucus on something else and #TODO just doesn't cut it. xD

rawr. ;)

This useful codes...

Gotta separate those concerns properly y'all.

// 2011-05-13 - no idea why we're doing this, revise later

Wow thanks, take your time.

Does this count? It has "pool" and "chair"....

That time when you've been working in Linux for so long that when it comes time that you have to do mandatory work in Windows it feels like a drag U_U

I was trying to get some cash from an ATM. Instead of vending bank notes as it should, this happened...

I still need that cash...

When you have more than 100 open tabs in Chrome on your phone, this apparently happens

This is what happens when you teach grandmas how to hack.

PM: You developers are like craftsmen, you're so unreliable in your time estimates, I do not know why I bother asking you.

Looking up, thinking if you gave me time to investigate the issue before forcing me to give an estimate... *smile and wave*

Good PM you sod off !!

bro everything isn't ok