Damn, AWS really need to hire some decent UX people. Not sure what's with this latest change, but it feels like a massive step backwards.

I haven't been here for a long time! Looking at my old rants, I realized how a bitter person I was. Now like now, though. Now I'm twice the bitterness and all the fun! 😜

Welcome to the future guys.

I am sorry

I just installed Microsoft Edge on Linux

I am so sorry

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Leaning Tower of Pisa being a wonder of the world is basically "It's not a bug, it's a feature" example.

Co-incidence??

Big data is like teenage sex

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Pokemon Go 🙄 Who all are addicted to this SHIT?

Doing high school homework :D
Like a boss 😎

Have you tried turning me off and on again, Doc?

Respect..

Does anyone else find apt-get upgrading strangely comforting?

Why is it that whenever I show someone the app I made that they always suggest a bunch of fucking idiotic features. What is bloody wrong with "Wow, cool app you made".

compression level maximum

I'm very bad at reading someones code. For example when someone on uni asks me to help him with code I just write it from scratch, I can't find the mistake or even understand thoughts of this person. I'm afraid that when I'm going to work in team I'll be useless. Can I even do something with this?

It's 03:43 bst here and the dicks across the hall are still playing ridiculously loud music, and despite me asking them to shut up since I'm in work at 7 they refused. A quick nmap and I have the mac of the desktop playing the music....

a monkey in front of a computer could write compiling code if taught the language.
it's your Maths that will put you in another category
of programmer, my college teacher said.
not easy for a mathophobic, not easy

Created redux store, wrote two reducers with multiple actions, thunks, couple of react components to dispatch some actions, bound state to props, bound actions to props, worked 4th time!

Result!

If you get the "What's your greatest weakness" question make sure to answer "honesty". That way when they say "I don't think honesty is a weakness", you say, "I don't care what you think."

I carry the same mindset as an aspiring programmer as I did when I was a music major. There were times I practice for hours and got very little out of it in terms of quality (because I wasn't interested, focused or willing) and then there were times I practiced for 20 mins and really made progress on the piece. So I always keep that in mind to save me time and to produce better code overall.

Coding in a bus.

I'm glad I didn't have to call Tech Support for this. devRant stickers from India!

just to know anyone from bangalore India in dev rant?

why do enterprise apps that cost millions have worse usability than word 97 still?

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

Never trust printers.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

see you in hell mac mini, the raspberry pi is taking your place connected to the tv.

when $25 of Linux out performs $300 of apple.