Don't tell me how to live my life!

"It's compiling"

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

Hope my client will understand & stop changing the requirements again and again in midway :|