A developer tried to design a house once

Aw hecks yeah!

well, sorry Dave

1. Find bug
2. Try 3 methods of fixing
3. All fail
4. Tell yourself you're trying for the LAST time then you'll go on to something else
5. End up trying 5 more times
6. Repeat step 4 20 times
7. Cry
8. Finally take a break
9. Return next day, try another method, it works instantly

FML!

Here we go my first rant...

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They taught you a lot..🙋🙋

Or that...

When I thought I hacked Facebook.

I somehow managed to "inspect element" and changed a couple of the words on the page. I reloaded the page and all my work was gone... I tried it again and again then googled how to hack. I then learned how to make batch scripts. the rest is history.

Thank you ranters for suggesting. Just bought a MacBook Air. Feels great. Feels Proud. I now understand why people use Macs.

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

met a client yesterday to discuss about the coming task. After discussion, we agreed that I will develop the API for the system in one month. I did the planning and posted the upcoming tasks in Trello. Today, he told me some of the tasks have been done by his staff and asked me if I can continue the remaining tasks and get it done in one week. Hey, bro, what you want!? it is not what we agreed! do you think i can understand the code that your staff wrote, with poor documentation and structure, in few hours and immediately start working on it, yet deliver everything with high quality? come on...

Sometimes between all those rants you need postivity

Worked from 11 pm to 9 am. Mom saw that I didn't sleep. She gave me this. Moms be the best!

I hate that clients think the most important thing for a demo is UI. Working Application > Nice looking application with no functionality

The hardest part of starting a new project... finding a good name and having a domain available for it.

#india #softcompany #movierelease

At times I agree

friend: how do you create a game?
me: *laughing* slow down, first of all try to learn to code, then...
friend: cut the bullshit! your the IT guy, tell me, how you simply create a for e.x. Call of Duty?

I was looking through some code I wrote 10-15 years ago. Seriously, WTF? Makes me want to invent a time machine to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Clients be like

You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

this one is deep 😏

When you finally wake up on a weekend excited to work on your projects but your family is comming over for lunch (that will take up the whole afternoon too)...

Nothing better than ending a day by reading the latest rants

I seriously love Devrant. I think I have been missing this for all my life! seriously. who ever wrote this is a genius. I love this.

I should start learning hacking

Wikipedia rules the world...

hmnn..