Ok bye.....

Simple flowchart XD

IDE war!!

Just a hard worker

2018 in a nutshell

I dont trust people who have LinkedIn tagline with any of these combinations.

Blockchain
Machine learning
Artificial Intelligence
Expert
Mentor
Advisor
CTO
Startup

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Totally agree...

Jumping on that bandwagon

How to prevent people from learning to code

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

That moment when you see someone coding on the train and you try to guess what they're working on from a distance.

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Found something true as 1 == 1

Who thinks they could improve these every single time they use them?

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

I don't have friend called "null"

Don't try this at home 😋

He's got a valid point

- "I disabled unit test to make this work..."
- *Force choke*

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

WordPress - 3k lines in functions.php

"The client wants you to make that email responsive in Outlook 2000."

I fucking hate CNET already. I mean who likes a website which autoplays a video everytime you visit them, with 200% volume.

But this time, I am just so fucking annoyed. Here is the title of an article:

"iPhone 8, X's wireless charging is a game changer for Android"

And the subtitle:

"When it comes to Apple, plenty of Android phone makers are monkey see, monkey do."

FUck you motherfucker. "Monkey see, monkey do". Are you fucking kidding me you cunt?

Remeber your 3D touch bullshit? Your fucking wireless charging will be bullshit too.

"the rest of the phone users make do with messy cables."

Maybe you're a fucking imbecile who doesn't know how to manage simple cables and ends up with broken wires.

You know who looks like a monkey? Some apple users who uses that shitty looking wireless earphone, which looks like monkey's dick you asshole.

Fuck off!

1. Have idea
2. Write down features that thing should have
3. Make a wireframe design
4. Write down possible names for it
5. Open GitHub-Repo
6. Never start coding it
7. Cry

Take 3-4 days to set everything up and then lose every bit of interest on it.

Coming from C# background, I don't think I will ever be able to consider Java code beautiful 🙄🙄

I REALLY HATE TECHNICAL PHONE INTERVIEWS!!!
I was asked: "What are the differences between C++ and Java?"
I got a mind blank at that point... Good thing it didn't last long and I came back with a reply.

But seriously, if you can't speak English clearly, why? Why? WHY?!
(I lost a whole question because I couldn't understand the interviewer. ☹)

At least it went "well" and now I have to improve the "technical" document and do 2 tests by Monday!

Stack overflow is really gold sometimes!