Really? I hate code monkeys. The only respectablly measurable performance of a software engineer is lines removed per commit.

Was it long before you figured out you're not an overpriced copywriter? If it wasn't long, maybe you didn't make to much damage.

There's a reason sed prefers backup when doing in-place replace.

Oh wait, don't tell me you're one of those Windows potatoes coming outta closet. If that's the case boo-fucking-hoo. Visual Studio anyways has an undo.

If not you'll eventually learn to backup and remove in two commands in under couple of seconds - cause you can actually do it yourself.

(Sorry, them windows peeps ranting rustled my jimmies)

@metaory You do realise most of us have smartphones nowadays? I'd lose my shit over an email just easily.

@da-n Dude, you seriously have no better employment options?

That's what you get for tolerating Windows being slow as molasses all these years.

Well, lemme go take a quick one then.

@Jumpshot44 Oh, I'm doubtless it's robust. It's just that intellisense is playing tricks on me, and I feel like the whole build/serve development pipeline is taken away from me. Coming from a Django stack, I hate "comfortable" tools that abstract way too much of the framework from me. (disclaimer, I hate non-standardized communities, such as JS, too, that much freedom is a disaster as well :))

@StefanH That's cool. l'll add a warning "bitch better have my money", and THEN lock them out.

@hax0r Can't you be the one supporting? E.g. not typing? You're missing out on an amazing thing!

@elrezzo Well you've got a serious case of a code monkey on your hands.

I'm supposed to do something instead of ranting? Preposterous!

On that note, where's our edit button in the mobile app? I'm sick of typso.

@StefanH Huh, so you're trying to tell !me I've been ripped off by all those trials? I KNEW IT!

Well, y'all better stop running.

Is he at least awesome at asking?

Ain't it called breakpoint or smth?

Apparently, I'm way shittier on mobile.

Dang, can't say I feel ya. When someone's watching me I turn into a super saiyan. Shit feels like I'm writing with that power mode plugin thingy. Especially on a. clicky mech keyboard.

@roscoe4 won't you find out when you get there? By now off the grid surface area must be so small you'd all see each other.

I want to day job, but my code keeps me from it. So being a programmer has it's own issues too.

@Elkstorm Nope, that's ThinkPad. The only meh one I had was from the edge series. *40 series are meh too tho.

Dunno, I always wanted to do something illegal. This is perfect.

I was expecting an unequivocal "Get a ThinkPad!"

On that note, I don't think I'll ever again buy anything but a ThinkPad X2*0 series (currently on x230, 30's are my fav as far as the look n feel goes). I might try an X1 carbon, but I'm not too impressed.

This is _the_ reason I stick to open source and libraries that have clean, well documented code. I can solve my own problems.

Well this is pretty much a support group.

Muahaha, zero they'll never find my codes!

Am I too inconsiderate if I do find religion annoying in communities such as this one?

Don't get me wrong, I'd feel the same way if it was about my religion. I just feel it's out of place.

@LMestre14 Poor guy? He's the only one who's all good.

I'm not sure about the tag ordering, but it should be "best, software, intern, ever".

Hooks, people, hooks. Stop buildibg manually.

This one is among the harder ones to solve.