Programmer move

Saw this on HN recently and thought I'd share it here:

https://github.com/viraptor/...

It is a large collection of interview questions aimed at the company, to help you spot red flags or find things you'd like to have. Hope it's useful for you guys

LoL relatable

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Well they think code grows on trees

True story 😂

Am I the only one who thinks recruitment processes are lower quality the more the industry evolves?

I just shocked an interviewer by saying i’m not checking all their boxes from the ad, after being pushed by their hr to take the interview, regardless beeing made sure by HR thats not a problem.

After interview radio silence. i don’t get it...first you headhunt someone, spend 3 weeks in convincing for an on-site and then you can’t even bother sending a “Dude you are not what we look for in the end” mail?

Guess I ask too much from recruiters, did anyone else encountered this?

My fellow IT-er just posted this picture of him being on his way to where I am now. But as far as I know, this isn't "station0" city .. xD

Any PHP developers? 😂

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

Ranters this week

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

A call I had today, girl registered a domain and put it in her hosting package:

Girl: so where can I view my email accounts?
Me: *explains*
G: Oh, I wanted an email address with info or my first name as part before the @ but I only see an account with the name of my hosting account username?
Me: that's right, that's a default one you get :)
G: oh 😞 I....I.... I've always have wanted a domain name with my own email addresses linked to it and I thought I could do that this way 😩
(I could hear the disappointment and that she seemed very sad suddenly)
Me: do you see that "create new email account" button up there?
G: Yes..... Wait.... Can I make like multiple email addresses myself?!
Me: as many as you can manage inside your hosting account!
G: 😵😍 OH MY GOD
Me: Haha, enjoy creating some!
G: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BYE
*Click*

It's those moments which can make your fucking day!

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Got a phone interview for a backend dev job in an opsec company.

Interviewer:
This is a very serious and prestigious position, we take care of the most important bits of code.

*Proceeds to talk introductory nonsense*

Interviewer:
Do you know what a DNS is?

Me:
Yes, of course! DNS stands for Domain Name System.... Blah blah blah... I explain about the servers, about hosts file, about DNS spoofing and everything else possible on this topic.

Interviewer:
See, I was patient with you - letting you finish. I'm not sure what you're talking about and where you got it from, but a DNS is that line in the browser where you type the site's name.

He didn't ask any more questions, just told me that they'll get back to me. I asked not to do that.

Three weeks later I got an email claiming that I'm not qualified.

It's funny because it's true

int someFunc()
{
int result = -1;
// imagine all the fucking ifs in the world...
{
{
{
{
{
{
{
{
{
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
return result;
}

Give that guy a cookie.....

Lazy non-hungover sunday. Installing linux everywhere. Feelsgood

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC 😂

When you discover #C0FFEE is not a drink but a color.

(Sadly it's not brown but a strange light green)

FUCK YOU PHP

Client side security [via https://reddit.com/r/...]

Queen forever and everywhere!! :)

First payment i received for doing someone else's homework. I was staying at a dorm and said to roommates "pizzas! Im buying"

;-; ;-;

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Gillette Excel

That feeling when your phone is funnier than you!

After seeing a post here on devRant I wanted to try something similar with Google Assistant.

When you write BS logic, but the code works anyways...