You should always check for that stuff though??

"I'm here", "arrived", "shouldn't be in here", "what are you even doing here"

Mostly the fundamental existential questions of life.

What, so more like bran flakes than coco pops?

!rant, but I love it!

And the kkk uphold 'christian morality', lol they're not going to be all Muslim now.....are they?

^^ haha not like nibbler from futurama....?

Lol ^ lazy! I only say it because that's what I do.

throw new InfiniteBallCreationException("does not compute, does not compute, does not compute");

Don't put me in a box!

But do folks get money or secret perks to getting ++? What's the point of not ranting on a fucking app called devrant?

Yes, but feel the love, you will.

It might be as fast or even faster but the tools and sheer number of apps designed to help web dev means that even if it could play with my testicles and slip me a fiver every day, I still wouldn't use it.

@Player2 amazing plus one total! Was going to upvote you but didn't want to spoil it!

Ouch. We've all done it. My friend forgot to in comment the payment processor section of the order processor. For 1 week nobody noticed.

^Lol. Yeah it was.

@treighton yeah sorry here you go
https://zigpress.com/2009/10/...

Nice rant. Gender aside, are you teaching material? I tried for two years but was rubbish :/ Maybe you can actually say words that make sense!?

Make it play Baker Street on loop.

Can't be Amazon that's down though, they don't do downtime right?

True that. No one can catch them all. This is why we QA. Testing is not dirty word, crevice is a dirty word....

Two TLS requests walk into a bar, one says ***?': //))(($ and the other says $$$$&&&@# ::)€¥¥

Oh god. Especially if they're the technical 'director'

Phone?

I honestly found the things I'm good at, and then searched for jobs with those things in mind. I was met with an array of different applications of those things, then went with the most interesting/friday bacon.

Isn't complete specialisation for when you're old and too experienced? I'd keep you're options open, there's no rush.

>insert streams and rivers and other analogies here<

Do a bit of everything, then find out which you enjoy the most

Quick and dirty. Highlights why you need to be there!

.....and how many you have

Meh, delivery purposes. Totes apols

Lol yeah, people eating while I'm working drives me nuts. Makes me reach for Lamb of God.

Yeah. Why do you need the title? My manager doesn't have a degree. He's just really good at designing/programming, I have a degree, and a masters and am earning 10k less. Surely that's the point, get good however you can...