Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Found that a bit funny.

Wont happen

Not sure if I visited an ads website or a blog .-.

How to properly comment your code

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Don’t forget to clean up unused docker volumes once in a while...

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

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Coding Teacher: "you'll need your laptops for the exam. To prevent you from cheating I'll disable the network now"

...pulls out the network cable on his machine...

"okay you can start now"
🤦🏻‍♂️

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

When the API is not documented.

!rant
Because dual monitor setups are too mainstream... here's my dual mouse setup.

UI design gone wrong

Just got this slack from our server admin.

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

Privacy is a legend

10 points for next century option.

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Now i can enter in peace! Finally a good number

Finally did my first rectangle in opengl in an sfml window in c++

Like they don't understand us!

CSS in a nutshell

PHP's die()
Because 'exit 1' just doesn't have the same dramatic flare.

Our software department is the only department where swearing in loud voices is allowed .

Says a lot about our department :D