Honestly, I don't understand the people that think their opinions are the only true and only because they don't like something they have to make the others miserable.
He likes the new Mac, probably he had to work a lot to buy the new one because he wanted it, let him enjoy his moment and live your life whatever you want.
@mohit3112 I honestly hope you enjoy it and make the most of it, and if you find that something is not what you expected, well, at least you can say you lived the experience.
Congrats man...

It starts with:
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

The other part is just basically asking the new developer to increase the amount of lost hours trying to optimize the code.

Hi brother

Home everything is fine and this is definitely not the dishwasher home

Soooo that's your real name!! You don't fool me CONTACT.FIRSTNAME

@onebit0fme @juankortiz saving memory reusing variables. Nice!!

At least you're finishing the year much better than the rest of us. Congrats! Felicitaciones!!

Fucking fucker fuck

Done

Cali... And that's cool for us

Awesome how everybody is sharing and getting to know each other a littler more. Thanks everybody, I'm adding a lot of these in my list :)

Noooooo I missed that one!!!

300... Keep the awesome rants and you will get there

@elibyy well, I've been working with Jira for some time now and I like it but I don't now what other options are you using right now that could replace Jira.

What would you recommend me as an alternative to Jira?

You must always start saying "Hello World"

@Notebookdeviant only one ++ is not enough for your comment... Have a cookie:

I use vi all the time... Basically because I don't know how to exit.

"WTF was this developer thinking?", "The PM want us in an unplanned meeting with the client", "The requirements changed again", "Windows is updating so I'm going to take a 3-day nap"... Those are usually the best songs I listen in my office.

There you go

Finally you have the opportunity to use your entire body to try closing Vi

Am I the only one that reads this like "localhost"?... I would change it to "There is not place like ~/"

Anyway good post take a ++

I think "git rebase" is scarier... It changes the history completely ;)

"Just say that you know how to do it... We can search it in stak overflow later"

devRant++;

@Hawkins I may use two or three of those answers hahaha

I want it!!!! I posted mine some time ago

That's usually a family Holliday for me when everybody start talking about their jobs...

Nope, you must send the rest to me :)

@DarkMukke maybe you have the feeling in the RAM. The same happens to me everyday :)