The new iPhone 7 comes out on August. If you want to have a sneak peek at the new iPhone. Take a look at the your current iPhone and pretend it costs 200 dollars more.

My developer girlfriend 'throws' a book instead

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

lost hope in humanity (looks like 1 version of ie is not enough for ppl)

I'm starting to really like this place

we all are superior useless creatures

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

It's fine. Everything is fine.

The hardest part of starting a new project... finding a good name and having a domain available for it.

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

So it's 23h30 last night and I've turned on the projector to watch the last episode of Mr Robot.
As I start the episode, I receive an email on my phone telling me that some important Azure webjob is throwing exceptions...
Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk
1 hour later it was fixed, and I watched my episode. Win!

Run test
everything ok
Run again
everything ok
Run again
error
Run again
everything ok

*wtaf is happening?*
I googled for the cause of a "double callback" error and found out that supertest was throwing it when I was attaching a file to the API request. found no conclusive way to solve it, just that "supertest does it from time to time".

Trying to investigate further, I made a function to repeat the API request 5 times in a row. Everything passed. The run it again. Two failed. Again and everything passed.

this is bullshit

fml

i have seen a lot of people like this.

p.s. i need the devRant sticker😁😁😁 help me out.

@dfox
just thought about it...
why not devrant rubber duckies?

(this might be proposed in some other comment/rant already, didnt check for it)

Just started a week vacation.

Left a sign on my desk saying "Gone phishing".

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

Which is why I wrote my coffee machine in Linux! This is real photo taken by me in englewood co this morning.

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

Long live the Clear Cherry MX Switched Mechanical Keyboards!

That moment when you tell your supervisor that an idea they asked you to implement doesn't work but really it was just a bug in your code...

#BeBetterEveryday

"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome

When you code in Python 3 and the final library you need only works on 2.7

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

Uhh.. Ok?

Today i found variable called "booleanValue". So it IS true, that there are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things...

Finally got the last of the hardware pieces for my pi book pro in today. Figured out how I'm going to lay it out and now to make custom cables to connect it all :D This old MacBook may yet breathe new life!

typeof NaN in JS is "number"

and.. yeah thats it, no other jokes are necessary here I guess

Best use of stress ball