What xkcd # is this?

@ItsNotMyFault this is a far more complex thing I’m trying to do.

MacBook Pro -> VMWare running Windows 10 -> with docker running inside of that.

@ItsNotMyFault and yes you can run X11 apps inside a container if you want. I’ve done it on my Mac.

@ItsNotMyFault it is “Docker for Windows” or “Docker for Mac”. It’s their new way to run docker instead of docker-machine.

@michezio I like the ruler in the background :)

@MHammer step 2: listen to dubstep...

@bittersweet yeah but try writing one of those super honest dating profiles.

Step 1: Get some friends
Step 2: Keep those friends long enough for them to get to know the real you
Step 3: if you can’t marry one of those friends, get them to write a dating profile for you.
Step 4: Repeat

Or do as I did and just marry your best friend.

Sony WH-1000XM3

... you’re welcome :)

Because we loves it!

@bittersweet truer words were never spoken (also a pun with your name)

I imagine a bunch of scenes like this (click for words):

“... let me explain this regex to you:

^(?:(?:(?:0?[13578]|1[02])(\/|-|\.)31)\1|(?:(?:0?[13-9]|1[0-2])(\/|-|\.)(?:29|30)\2))(?:(?:1[6-9]|[2-9]\d)?\d{2})$|^(?:0?2(\/|-|\.)29\3(?:(?:(?:1[6-9]|[2-9]\d)?(?:0[48]|[2468][048]|[13579][26])|(?:(?:16|[2468][048]|[3579][26])00))))$|^(?:(?:0?[1-9])|(?:1[0-2]))(\/|-|\.)(?:0?[1-9]|1\d|2[0-8])\4(?:(?:1[6-9]|[2-9]\d)?\d{2})$”

Just downloaded your app :) I’ll give it a try.

That doesn’t count when you’re the one making the icon pack... (just kidding)

@melezorus34 okay, switch to UDP?

If they made a $20 coin... and I found it here... I’d go find some rubber gloves and wash it off... else, I would leave it for the next lucky person to find...

@RantSomeWhere ... I think I’d even pass if there was a dollar in the same spot.

Thanks for contributing to open source bro. Good on you!

@willol I agree with you :)

One step better - set your linter for no semicolons!

++ if your autocorrect also turns “regex” into “reflex”.

Regex should never be a reflex...

But at the same time, I have nothing against it. Just that most people don’t take the time to actually figure it out.

“No Blockers, Next”

Semicolons in JS are like a “comfort blanket” for the weak.

https://youtu.be/Qlr-FGbhKaI

While we’re at it. Types don’t save you either - you’re literally wasting your time.

#YouDontNeedSemiColons

JS only *needs* them in like two places. One before an iffe, and another one I never have a problem with so I always forget it. Maybe something to do with a return line.

Anyways, yeah because there literally is a limit to the number of decisions a person can make in a day - is rather not waste any of mine on rather or not I need a semi colon.

Grow up and learn how to read/write real JavaScript!

Seriously, take one moment to think about it objectively... even try it for like an hour and a half... you’re welcome.

Not to mention they make code noisy.

Amplify Signal, Reduce Noise.

Compiling is how you waste time my friend... this is how I taught myself to juggle... no lie

Funny, I’ve been working on Mac again professionally since 2010 and I don’t experience any of the negatives things you are talking about. Hate all you want. Macs are really fantastic machines with fantastic software.

Haha, you will render his computer useless and he’ll never ask for your help again... “where is internet explorer!?!”

I love how the most common comment here is “that can’t be... here give it to me, I’ll break it...”

Congratulations bro! Good work :D

Lol, I made a bash script for this kind of situation called “give-me-advice”:

#!/usr/bin/env bash

PEOPLE=(
“Drug Dealers”
“the Police”
)

for PERSON in ${PEOPLE[@]}; do
echo “Don’t talk with ${PERSON}”
echo “Don’t hack for ${PERSON}”
echo “Don’t hack ${PERSON}”
done

Me too!

My application prints “Hello World!”

That exclamation mark was my idea...

@ftyross awesome, alright. I’ll tell you. Are you ready to hear it?

... please tel me you’re not using git bash... I hate git bash... passionately.