After being in China for one week,I realized how much I actually use Google during the day.don't know how they do this but even using a VPN is not a solution most of the times :-? At least devRant is not blocked here;)

When you realise that the shitty code you've written is now going to be reviewed

I literally just opened devRant app to upload this photo and discovered @tdails posted about the same thing.

That moment when you search for Microsoft documentation and realize there is none, so you go search for source code and realize there isn't any of that either. 😑

The company I work for used to be hosted on 3dcart. One day the site went down and their support couldn't tell us why. After over 24 hours of downtime they restored service but left 5 days of all records and customizations across the entire store, from the DB to the damn templates. Their support apologized for the outage blaming the disaster on a combination of hard disk failure and a bad update to their backup script. They were not willing to assist us in any way. We were forced to manually enter 5 days of orders (which gave them new order numbers and caused more problems), products and template changes, with order data coming from an internal email which was luckily CC'd on the order confirmation email. Thank God for whoever setup that CC, it saved our asses. In the end it cost our company thousands of dollars and 3dcart never composited us in any way.

I daren't put my devRant stickers on my laptop, for fear of giving the game away!

I write code too

What do your fingers means..

Windows vs Mac vs Linux

git-rebase-no-conflict

Made live code changes to production site... during peak visitation hours... things broke... no one noticed... Thug life.

I wanna blow my office up.. To smithereens!!!

Today is the first time my pc fully crashed. I keep always everything updated and never had a problem. I didn't know what went wrong. After I opened my pc up I found out that a mouse family was living in my pc. Maybe I should clean the hardware more

And that was enough encouragement

Gotta crank put a website for our new store in 2 days, with a webstore and figure out how to get pokemon into the actual shop. And the hosting gives me 50MB. Yes. In 2016.

That's a good start to the day!

Every single time!

Dev vs UI Designer

Want insights into a developer's sleep cycle? Check their commit history.

My boss has this habit of telling me what to do, followed by "thats easy" and "it should take you about <half the time it actually takes to do it barely okeish>"

My boss does not code and whenever I try to explain why stuff takes as long as it does he replies with, thats technical, I don't want to know...

Quiting my job at the end of the week : )

Old, but good:

stupid semi colon ;)

So I had a meeting with a client, some time ago, asking for my expertise on rebuilding their websites frontend and backend within a month. I offered a very low price (as I am a student), which included 40 hours of work for 30$ an hour (normal price is ~120$). And done within 2 months. He turned it down by saying, that the price was 4 times too high... Clients are so demanding, but not willing to pay for their needs. He haven't found another yet. This was 2 months ago.

hacking on windows media player ...time to leave this planet

I Thought Iceberg was responsible😛

Packing for trips be like

It's a flower pot xD

Motivation overloaded...

I named my iPod Titanic so...

What's an iPod?

developers CAN'T be Designers.. lol