When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Web and IE8 in nutshell

assignment: use winAPI to create a "virus" that put itself in autorun and does nothing.

me, a curious student: does the assignment and adds a heap corruption code just as a joke.

after sending the assignment to the teacher I realized that I have sent the real virus.

result: teacher comes next lesson without a computer and stares at me silently and viciously.

we'll see what happens next
any idea on what's going on in his head?

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Introduction of the dev version of House of Leaves:

https://reddit.com/r/...

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

Oh shit

Guess who wasted 2hours of his life to change his configs file again.

Got my hands on an interesting API.
Look around on the site.
No documentation. Like, nothing. Not even examples.
Tried calling it.
Response code: 200 OK
Body: Unknown Error.

Well, fuck you too.

Friend: "How can I check my ip?"
Me: *opens terminal*
Friend: "is this a virus? Please stop"

I've never found a perfect video until now.

What a stupid configuration of firewall at my work:

devrant -> blocked because of entertainment category.
xvideos -> no problem at all.

Conclusion: sysadmin likes watching porn.

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

*Working on personal project*

Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project

...DAMNIT

Management: "We have a Team Building session next week"
Colleague A: "Paintballing"
Colleague B: "Go-Karting"
On the day: "Welcome. Today we will be playing an IT Helpdesk Role Playing Game"

Kill me.

I feel unworthy to contribute to this project

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

Never let customers define the priority levels. It will end in:
- Normal (never used)
- High (used for small text changes)
- Higher
- OMG fix now
- Highest
- the World is ending if this doesn't get fixed now
- different existential plane of priority
- Priority ∞ + 1

Current mood:

- Referred to manager as "Mein fuhrer" to a colleague in slack.
- Reading an email from a recruiter.

I'm trying out a new rendering engine, it's pretty slow but I'm getting somewhere.

My (6 years old) client is sitting next to me and is kind of picky and tells me exactly what to do.

No payout though 🤔

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I swear to God, if I see one more vim joke I'm going to :x life

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Using task manager to kill task manager

What's the downside of having a "high tech" classroom with Bose speakers and a mid tier PC you say?

Hackers

So back in highschool we used to have these fancy "corporate" classrooms with speakers, PC and projector setup (plus really comfy chairs). Classrooms were organized in triads next to each other so we usually knew when classes where taking place next to us.

One day I decided to fuck around with teachers, I waited until he/she started class and I remotely blasted music or porn sounds on the third empty classroom and waited until the angry teacher rushed to the classroom then...silence...nothing but an empty classroom.

One day one of the teachers was so pissed because I orchestrated a Vivaldi concert with the 3 classrooms he rushed into ours and took a friend of mine who he had a personal grudge against, I kinda felt bad but not so much after my mate told me that was genius and that we should do it again.