I fucking hate HP UFT a test "IDE" that needs to be tested itself..before thinking of selling it to organizations to help them test their software..awfull crash crappy bitch ass tool I just hate it and what's even worse is that I'm using it to test an eclipse rcp application...feeling a bit better now.

Ranting...
So they called me for a phone interview, I made a good impression, the job desc. states that it's a full stack Java/J2EE Developer, after all they hired me.
Now I found myself doing validation (Implementing a VTP for functional testing) using UFT and VBS for an eclipse RCP application made in 2007, in my previous job I was a TL for a Spring/angular application with five other developers building a LIMS from scratch, I feel a bit disappointed, although the salary is pretty good and there is no stress at all.
Any comment is welcomed.

+1 if your are coding right now.

new DateTime().toString("yyyy");
//Output 2017
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World wide health care system, the data will help every human on earth, that will enable us to understand the mystique patterns of human body.

So funny!

Hhhhhhhhh so true...

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A friend of mine gone through 6 interviews, 2 Technical Interviews with tests, 1 personality test, the overall of all of this process was positive . As the recruiter feedback of each step of the recruitment process.

Yet they didn't hire him because they wanted a "Senior senior" as they said.

What does that mean ?
(he already has 6 years of experience and a bachelor's degree. The job is based in holland)

What is the use of GPU in the cloud, isn't all the rendering is happening on the client machine ?

So I'm at this clinic deploying this top notch clinical cutting edge health care system we worked on for 3 months with mission impossible team...
A nurse came to me:
"You must be the IT guy, can you fix my printer ?"
What would you say guys in this scenario ?

Your old uncle : I bought an internet but Google isn't working.
You search the house and there isn't even a smell of internet connection, not even subscription line...

Does "meet the team" in the recruitment process means your hired, and what is the influence of business analyst in the recruitment process ?

Code review measurement : Wtfs per minute.

+1 if you have a spaghetti chef in your team.

Are there any developers out there interested to start a repo on GitHub, we build something cool for fun(also good for sparring)?

What are the modern stack for a web app, less dependencies, easy to test and maintain ?

Does maven on eclipse suck or what!