*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

There are no bugs, only happy little accidents

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

Types of Bug Fixing 🤣🤣

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

devRant is getting a bit too popular it seems... We've got a bot now....

Pure evil

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

When you spend too much time in your car

I think I just broke time...

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Oh!! Nevermind!!

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

Showers

99% of my bugs are fixed whilst I'm in the shower

Honestly, I should just get a waterproof computer and write code in there

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

RegEx is same magic as machine learning. You punch the keyboard untill you get desired output, just a bit less cool.

Well that's a fancy shirt

I see this message after 75 days without closing devRant.

Nice...

Seriously. My bullshit meter gets fired up quite often while reading tech media headlines.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Not moving to docker eariler and waiting for it to mature. Its mature now and i still have to write the same things as i would have 2 years ago

Hot fix of a production bug!

Firefox focus ;) privacy anonymity and no ads from default.

Yes, that's an 18 arguments constructor.. there's 21 other classes and I'm afraid of looking into them.

Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

Realising that 12 year olds these days can code and build better than I do today.

When I was 12, I was content playing Pinball and chatting with strangers on yahoo messenger.

I'm 23 and shameless.

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

Open devRant and procastinate

1. Have idea
2. Write down features that thing should have
3. Make a wireframe design
4. Write down possible names for it
5. Open GitHub-Repo
6. Never start coding it
7. Cry