Hey guys I am offering you a joke today for the cringy devs like me:
( I am stealing your rants to get free developer SWAG) anyway here is the joke :
-->The joke

What is the utility of using encapsulation when we can access public attributes. What is the reason behind defining private members?

What would you do to immigrate from a third world company that pays low wages, and land a software engineering opportunity abroad. What are the best websites for visa sponsored jobs? I use stackoverflow jobs and Angel list, both are responsive compared to LinkedIn

What is the best, sustainable and durable laptop for coding. I am planning on saving for a MacBook but I am a bit confused. I cide android apps and I want a beast that can run 100+ emulators at once, open 3K tabs on chrome and a build time that doesn't exceed 10 mins😉 any ideas guys?

I want a simple solide orange color for my text.In preview mode it works perfectly .when I render my composition I get this messy color any ideas ?

I have an 8gb i5 7200u nvidia 920mx laptop.I want to optimize aftereffects because preview mode is so slow and not showing realtime fps.My composition is 1080p

I am developing a REST api for my android app using laravel.I want to implement web to mobile chat like Facebook's messenger.Any suggestions?

Guys Im trying to run an android project via usb debugging..the problem is that my shitty fone a galaxy fame s6810..isnt recognized by my laptop it says device descriptor failed .I tried every solution online but in vain

Any tips for final year project? And should I do it alone or corporate with a classmate?

How to deduce the time complexity of any algorithm faster?
And is there any software that calculates it and suggest another optimal algorithm instead?

Are you a Nativescript coder?

I ve always wondered what does Java stands for ..and I 've recently found out that java stands for the Java tiger that has been extinct since the 19th century.. :/

What was your first line of code?

Why coders dislike VB.net?
What are its vulnerablities?

Why I chose computer science?
I simply played GTA vice city when I was a kid , and that's how I became a fan of cs!
SEEMS WEIRD I KNOW:/

Those mements of uncontrollable laughter in class... I hysterically laughed at my teacher whose nasty breath caused 20 casualities and ruined the big O course..