oh boi

so few people have seen my 6 years java programming buddy. here's his newest python excel manipulating code and - naturally - inclusion of the allfunction - doNothing().

When you use words like SOLID, DRY and KISS in code review

If it's running on Windows it's not production.

"Delete all code!" That should be the mantra!

Was watching some stuff from destroyallsoftware.com. Not entirely convinced. So I should cook up my own shit.

So here is how the argument goes:
There's quite some negativity in the term "legacy" software. Partly it may be the envy to software that runs on actual machines and is not that phantasm, that perfect first lines on a greenfield project until it gets messed up as it has to put up with all the real world messiness. But the negativity it deserves is actually for the code that we cannot get rid of. This ugly class or function that soaked all the complexity and functionality so it defies any positive change. And always when it appears on your screen, it irks you, enrages you, makes you punch the screen, because you can almost feel the distaste physically. - *That* is the definition of "legacy" in its true negativity. No software should be like that. On the contrary. Every line should be replaceable, dispensable, disposable. At the verge to deletable. Because you know: the best code is no code.

This is where my hatred of code could get productive: Delete all the wretched, loathsome stuff and replace it, with something that just sucks less and can be thrown away any time. Don't expect beauty or perfect design. It'll never finish.

Quicksort demonstrated by hungarian folk dance =D

https://youtube.com/watch/...

When PM starts to annoy me I put my noise cancellation headphones on, telling them that I lost my hearing, due to many interuptions and unfinished tasks, and they should write me an email

Press F to pay respect.

MySQL isn't working..

^ ^

What an interesting CAPTCHA...
I hope they parse their input right 😉

what's the point of having Jira task priorities if all the tasks are assigned to major priority? >:(

Sometimes I cant trust my brain.

My Friend had a JavaScript bug and asked me how to comfort it.

I simply told her to CONSOLE it. :)

dev: ugh we need to set and implement coding standards

same dev: no I don't need to follow what you just said, it's already clean and readable (it's not)

After 3 months of using it, Manjaro KDE has become my new love.

Just purchased a new machine. Installed it as primary OS.

Not only is it faster than Ubuntu, it looks gorgeous.

Release.....

When your app is full of bad code

....hahaha😊 ...and then there was @-red, the real MVP.

My project...

Those who make money off of side program/business/website, what is it and what is your best advice about side hustles?

1. Needed to access an old SVN backup.
2. Didn't have an SVN client installed.
3. Realised GIT comes with an SVN proxy included.

Cool, I'll just quickly download the repository via SVN.

> git svn init

... git sequentially downloads each of the 1800+ revisions and applies them individually.

It's cool, I didn't want to do anything productive today anyway.

Stackoverflow on 1st of April, 2019

Books i recommend to my Technical Leads

When two branches love each other, they merge... :')

A much needed rant

http://tonsky.me/blog/...

Showering at a geeks house!

The reason I am persuing GATE XD

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

> had an exam with a friend

> we both go to comp sci college

> had to write a fucked up algorithm in matlab

> he hates matlab

> he completes the task

> the variable that outputs the result is called holocaust

> he gets sent to dean

> expelled