graphql ❤

Hahahaha

I am the person at my job responsible for our software to work cross-browser. I don't feel comfortable right now.

Imagine what a coder Gordon Ramsay might be like:

Your alghoritm is so FUCKING slow, I'd rather to try to brute force a 20 characters long alphanumeric password!

This app is more insecure than an average teenager!

If your code was a spaghetti it would be a fucking health hazard!

Have a week off, no yelling over email, no sarcastic slack messages, no shouting to myself in the office ... honestly have no idea what to do with myself ... might try this “being happy” thing everyone is always going on about

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Check this beauty!
Surface Pro 6 ❤️❤️❤️

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

My !dev boyfriend just broke up with me because "I spend too much on the computer".

New friend :3 gonna buy a little indoor growing lamp kit and put it on my desk.

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

I posted a cat's ear and it got more than twice my previous maximum ++ in 2 days. I can only wonder what would've happened if I posted the whole cat.

I suck at css. I could have spend so much more time on the backend😭

That feeling when you remove unused parts of the code.

Decent view to start coding, right?

This so me...! And I really love the black theme <3

> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

Arduino, all the way...
I have a burn out for 3 years and a few months ago I found arduino.
Burned lots of money in components in the first months because I got so addicted.
No regrets, helped me a lot, been learning a lot and keeps me focused.

Whitespace is the most valuable part of your code.

Your code is like someone tried to quit vim

Some people reduce the number of programs running in the background.

I just add another 8 gigs of RAM.

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Mechanical Calculator, 1936. The technology marvel of it's time.

How about some good news for a change?
We have new baby! 😊 He's our second.

And he was born on 10/24!
He's going to be my little devvy.
😊😊😊

This is probably my last post for a while! I’m leaving for my honeymoon and we are going on a cruise and I ain’t gettin the WiFi! Hell naw!! Not taking any laptop, not answering phone!! Feels sooooo gooooood!! Especially after this shit week. I’ll be away from it all for 9 days!!!!!!!

We are going a day early so I might lurk a bit here and there but not much. 86 everything and everyone’s bs! Just me and my beautiful wife!

Today I saw this in our code base:
private static final int THREE = 3;

To do this:
rating += THREE;

I laughed, and cried a little.

My wife is getting better and better each day writing code. And she is starting to really love the terminal too!
With this rate, she is going to know more GNU+Linux than me.
😎

I'm finally maintainer of an open source project! 🎉🎉🎉

Boss: I saw your last commit, great work!
Dev: But... You told me to delete all the features I added...
Boss: Yes, fantastic improvements!