What a monster... but it also looks oddly satisfying 🤔

I see you probably aren't that tech savvy

How documentation works

Hell yeah!

Me: I’m gonna make it so the users can access the locations for 30days.
Boss: wtf? U dumb? Do you know how valuable that data is, dont fucking put a limit

Me: *listening 10minutes of him ranting how that’s the stupidest idea he’s heard all day*

Boss:why would you want to do that anyways like wtf?

Me: storage optimization

Boss: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf r u like a idiot or smthng.

My head: nah I’m done, I’m about to roast this guy with my numbers*
Me: every single minute 40k rows of data come in from just ONE☝️ CLIENT.....AND THATS HOW, EVEN IF WE ADD THAT FUCKING 2 YEAR LIMIT WE WOULD BE HOSTING 5 FUCKING PETABYTES OF DATA FOR JUST ONE CLIENT, not including other shits, this is only for heatmaps. And imagine changing all of that database system in the future, that would require going threw so much databases and pages, this ain’t just like changing one number and bam less storage space.

Boss: Ok, add that 2 year limit, later we will sort this out.

My brain: *omg, now that I know these numbers how will I ever fall asleep😦*

Humble beginnings, I think not 🤣🤣🤣

Almost there...
Gonna make landing gear and the rest tomorrow.
WDYT?

Thanks Amazon, that was a very helpful and informative notification.

Another reason to uninstall instagram

When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

seriously man, how do u do that

HOW TRANSIT SHOULD WORK
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🚶‍♂️ oh fuck I missed the bus
🚶‍♂️ glad there's another in 6 minutes!

HOW TRANSIT DOES WORK (IN THE US)
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🚶‍♂️ oh fuck I missed the bus
🚶‍♂️ not another for an hour
🚶‍♂️ hope I don't lose my job.

Me and my dev boyfriend went camping the other day in the middle of nowhere in Chile. Before entering the campsite we agreed no dev talk on the hike and then the moment we arrive we get the 0th tent platform. We looked at each other and chuckled our way into the tent 😂
#relationshipGoals

This gets me all the time.

😂😂😂😂

Found this gem yesterday at work xD

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

When bug is feature...

Well well well

Oops, i bought a new one - I dont really know what i wanna do with it - but it was on sale so 😅
#4GB-RAM

Downloaded example code and he left gmail credentials in...

After over 2 months of not opening devRant, here I go again.

My dad's laptop is dying so I decided to give him my old one (because I ordered a new laptop). I asked him if should I keep Linux on it, or should I install Windows. He said "ehh, keep the Linux". So there it is! Linux Mint on top of Dell Latitude E6320 and another person converted to Linux!

Also sorry for not posting just a SS.

There she is boys! Xiaomi Mi Notebook Air

Me: Could you give me the path to your Desktop folder, please?
Linux Distros: ... *shrug*, nope?!

I also do...

Fuel pumps going binary?

Quik maths

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

I found this on Quora........

its happening.
its finally being blown out of existence!!!!!!

Farewell flash, my old friend. you have no place in the web today