Searched stackoverflow and found the exact issue I was having. The question is from 2014.

The accepted answer is a messy hack. Fuck.

The second answer is clean, clear, concise. It was posted 38 minutes ago.

Is this real life?

Team Lunch is the best Team Win. Nothing on the project so far

“Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.” — Jeff Atwood

Fast-forward 20 years, a plane crashes, they find and open the black box and in the flight logs they can see the cause clearly: ”undefined is not a function”.

Found something true as 1 == 1

Change some feature, no one cares.
Change the logo, everyone looses their mind

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

How you can make the perfect clickbait that will even bring highly intellectual software engineers to click on your things?
It is very easy you only have t... [read more]

1969 vs 2017

I got 99 problems but encoding ain’t one

CTO: I heard about this great architecture of microservices. What is it exactly?
Me: it's building many servers with one responsbility each.
CTO: That sound good. But let keep it simple and build only one big microservice.
Me: 😲
(True story from a comapny a worked for)

Two most contradicting terms.
1. Linux
2. Nvidia

Spending more time on JIRA than actual work...

maybe JIRA is actual work ? 🤔

Devrant should get a mention on silicon valley

LalaLan

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

1. Customer wants X.
2. Developer delivers X.
3. Customer wants developer to change X to Y for free.
4. Developer demands money.
5. Customer gets mad.
6. Developer compares situation to ordering a hamburger, consuming it, and demanding a pizza for free because customer didn't like the hamburger.
7. Customer pays

Message from God to Python developers

You always amaze me Windows!

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

git everywhere

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

11 kids in Sydney recreated Martin Shkreli's drug for just $2. The moral of the story? When you do cool shit like this, it's ok if you don't wear pants!

My girlfriend got me this mug. She's the one.

32nd birthday cake

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

Settings done right!

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

I literally laughed out loud

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this