This is what happens on a dev chat on a friday afternoon. At least he got AVG going for him.

New here, I am happy to have found this app, I just wanted to say hi!

Found this image really funny but true

Who needs version control when you have Ctrl-Z.

Said no one ever.

Asked my boss if I could get a promotion... He said I will get the job I deserve and make me CNEO.
When I asked what this is about, he said "Chief Nullpointer Exception Officer"....

+1 of you remember the "Homie don't right click" days

So this just really happend

Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

Newbie just started this week and went changing hibernate settings on us. Changed hbm2ddl from update to create, which nukes the data on every deploy. She thought she was working against her local DB when in fact she was pointed at the shared integration database, thus nuking INT. Through a couple hours of PL/SQL wizardry, I managed to resurrect the data. Within 5 minutes of giving the team the all clear, the data disappeared again...betcha can guess what happened...again!

Product manager had me spend an hour setting up his machine for rails development. Then walk him through all of our workflow. He then proceeded to make some changes to a header tag content. Made a pull request while I was holding his hand. Then he walks out of his office acting like he just won a national championship and proceeded to talk about how he was basically a developer for the next hour interrupting work.

Happy world environment day.

Dev: which one? Dev, Prod or Test?

#truth

When you're missing a semicolon.

Look at my new 4k display... *-*

ba-dum-ch

Made it to the next step in the interview process! Code challenge 😁😁 mission accepted!

Happy Friday! Another gem from my favorite Senior Developer co-worker...

#demtooltips

Barnes and Noble stepped up their organization methods...

When the project your working on #GitUp map looks like an advanced level of guitar hero

when your laptop freezes and you have to hold the power button. feels like putting a pillow over someone, "it'll be over soon... sshhhh shhhhh..."

I got 99 problems, but a build ain't one

When you've been busting your balls and finished a ton of work and somebody who can't deliver 1% of your work implies you don't work hard enough... Grrrrrrrr!!!!

Turning down the volume of the music as if it's gonna help me debug better

Sorry for The 9gag Repost, but this has a Place here!

we were told by the developers of a CRM that they have seen occasions where a user's record gets randomly overwritten with the information of the contact they are trying to create.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

When you clear your cache and everything magically works again.

When trying to enter the bios....