Hemlo Homan!! 🐈🐶

I don't understand why people drive with high beam on, even when it's not needed!
Is it only in India or anywhere else too?

Literally, I'm so frustrated with this shit.

This point should be the very first and most important in the list of the learning driving.

Lol!! What was it... 🤔🧐

FINALLY WE'RE AGILE! 👾

THIS IS HOW TO INSULT A DEVELOPER 👾🤓

Sometimes, all you just need is to...

Disconnect yourself from everyone and everything for some time, and find a place where you find peace of mind and comfort.

Direct communication with your inner soul which is also known as healthy self-talk gives all the answers and helps you find the way to move ahead.

Self-motivation works wonders, remember that!

So one day on tech huddle my tech lead got frustrated, don't know why and told me - "the tasks you're doing can be done by interns"

I felt bad. Ofcourse I was putting my 100%.

That day I decided to put the resignation. I didn't discussed with anyone about it and sent the resignation email directly.

After serving 2 months of notice period I was able to land a better job successfully!

I called the lead on the last working day in that company and shared him the news about my offer letter and a little about the company.
His first question was - "Did you cleared all the interview process?"
In my mind - "That's only why I'm sharing the news here with you man! Stop thinking of me as a noob."
I replied with - "yes, if needed/the new company try to get feedback about me then please be honest atleast there by keeping your ego aside."

You shouldn't pull someone's leg if you aren't able to climb higher!!

Lesson I learnt;
DON'T STAY AT A PLACE WHERE THERE'S NO VALUE OF YOUR WORK AND THE DEDICATION TOWARDS IT!

Working in a startup isn't that easy, mostly for those where there's no work life balance.

Here’s the meme, but my boy isn’t dying single. He’s mingle since past 3 years.

A MORNING WITHOUT A NEW FIREFOX VERSION. 👾

Some people try to talk by changing their accent to look cool.

And my mind every time is like - man stop that and try to change your mindset first.

Maybe 🥹🥲😅

Indian clients mostly 😵‍💫👾

Someone: what’s a strange habit you picked up from work?

Me: working 🤪😂

Good morning devs let’s rock this weekend 🥳
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You’re going to do something productive? 😎

Here’s my work from home office setup 👾🤓

IF IT WORKS DON'T TOUCH
IT…PLEASE DON'T!! 👾👾

Damn it! today I learnt that GitHub has a tool called Hub - "an extension to command-line git that helps you do everyday GitHub tasks without ever leaving the terminal".

It's been around for 10 years.

And here I was clicking on the link that was sent by the remote after every push to open a pull request 🤦‍♂️
It even comes with vim syntax support for pull requests.

I'm never leaving the terminal to do things on the GitHub web interface anymore

My best friend gave me these...

Thanks major restaurant chain. I don't want to wait the 30 seconds for your cheezy animation to finish before I get my gift card's number. I'm hungry. Know your users.

Well, it's official, I'm in deep shit

May your code rest in peace!

I created a class Log with a method d(String tag, String text) to replicate Android's log method in Flutter.

class Log {
static void d(String tag, String text) { print(tag + ": " + text); }
}

I replaced all 'print' into 'Log.d' in my project and I wondered why emulator kept crashing for the past two days.

Now I know..

When you have the deadline in three hours and a lot of code to finish, but you’re hungry.

If you have to program in JavaScript, don't forget to drink water. Excessive crying could dehydrates your body very quickly.

Books i recommend to my Technical Leads

My first ever salary made with coding came yesterday! 🎁

Time to print out project source code

CEO: Ok guys, we need x feature by Friday
Me: This would normally take more than a month!
CEO: But I already told our customers we'll have this feature
Me: ...

Why the fuck does the management never consult me for timelines.

Every Project Manager/Boss Ever!

Windows 10, coming to a train station near you.