Went in for a meeting with a client for a web design project. The client insisted I use the GoDaddy Website Builder for this project 😳🙁

This pro developer in my work just made me look like a fucking useless potato today. Although he was really nice and made me understand what the problem was.

Damn man, he knows too much 😓

My setup at the Office where I currently work

There is a band called 1023Mb. They haven't got any gigs yet.

Bro, I want to hack Facebook. I have learnt HTML. what to do next?

i rest my case....ask no more..#programmer

And that was enough encouragement

My shitty boss is guilty of this.....

You finding bug whole 2 hours and when you figure out it was just browser cache problem

What will be mom's reaction

can't stop laughing

Wrote this on a quote board at work after spending six hours trying to get one piece of software to work on Ubuntu.

Got my devrant stickers :D 😆

When I was in my second semester of college I was tasked with creating a file encrypt/decrypt program. Take in normal textfiles and spit out a new random text and symbols file. I worked on it for two weeks and read up on all different encryption types and stuff. I was so excited when it was done. After it was done compiling I tried it out on its own source code. Encrypto.c and named the output file Encrypto.c 😰 The next thing I did was google " best version control and how to use it."

what do you think?

ahh! a well deserved rest... you're all invited to join me for a beer! come to Sesimbra in portugal and enjoy this 29°C at 11:04am ;)

Robin can't use Vim...

The whole family is going out of country tomorrow. You know what that means?

It means 24 hours coding and no one to disturb 😎

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

My boss: "Do you ever like, not be on the computer?"

Me: " it's my job"

Boss: "oh shit you right. My bad"

There's nothing quite like heavy rain to set the mood for programming!

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

git blame

Why I joined devRant

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball