She's not really affirming it, she is just saying you said it. It's notes for your therapist😄

He didn't identify himself as God

Besides, the better quote is
"You were doing well until everyone died."

Here is a template to get more points next time

FUCK ____________

More sex, too

A more complete picture

How will you build confidence? Diet, exercise, learning a new skill?

So at week 200 you lose it? I like your style.

Your cardiovascular system must be extraordinary to support this mistake

@IllSlapU it goes on a machine. I was dragging the machine across the warehouse and the wheel was locked so it got a flat spot. That's why it can stand up now!

Be thankful

@Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation

@Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and...

@notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time

My most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard."

I am a year into my first gym membership in my life. People still incredulously ask "You work out?", but it's better than "Are you on crack?"

If you have slow internet, just make smaller commits. Your commits should be small anyway, so your limitation is actually helping you develop good habits.

Screenshots? Links? No no no

Spoiler: we don't all have guns. However, a lot of us are fat and if you stay long enough you will probably get fat.

Maybe they're all masturbating on the job. Or maybe it's the lube from dudes masturbating on the job. You are probably the only one not masturbating on the job.

Will they actually fire you? Just don't go to work, shit, they'll live.

Distance from home, pay, do the people there seem happy, the normal stuff

@Alice oops I did not see that you already pointed it out

Someone misspelled fried, Freid Chicken Scent

Life is a textbox that accepts all characters

Is run inside a loop somewhere? Also move the first curly bracket to the end of the line above it and we'll start talkin'.

You don't know me but maybe one day I won't know me either and we can connect on that

If in visual studio, try deleting the .suo file from the .vs folder in root.

If android, clean project.

If C++, it's not the compiler, it's you.

Tell me when Black and White is on GOG, then I'll thank you

@daintycode OP provided very little information, I think we all agree privacy should be protected, but it was fun thinking of reasons someone legitimately would need a coworker's computer unlocked. At a big company a sys admin could watch all you do, at a smaller company people are usually open and would at least present reasons why they need access. OP hasn't presented any reason for us to distrust his coworker, although his aim is to convince us his coworker is a dick, we simply don't have the evidence. Maybe you believe a bit too much in the good in @Hishiro.

If you have exclusive access to certain resources it my be bothersome if you are always stepping out for smoke breaks. Maybe your comp played a great song on spotify and he wanted to know what it was. There are plenty of benign reasons, as well as malignant.