Walk away...

Literally can't type my passwords without muscle memory. All qwerty labels, all Dvorak keyboards. I can never log in on mobile haha

To sour for lemonade. Add tequila, triple sec, and pound it like a warrior! ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ

Correct answer: What has anyone ever drank?

Jeebus... brutal, but fitting...

@C0D4 hmmmm. . . farAway != remote

Dooooood

What is "||"?

Thank you, I'll take "WTF Refactoring" for $200 please.

What are u trying to sort? Geeks for Geeks is my go to spot. They're not always optimized/perfect but they point you in the right direction. And you can see most solutions in multiple languages

https://geeksforgeeks.org/merge-sor...

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Kotlin ftw 😁

Anyone else slightly freaked out that Google's ai made its own ai? 0_o

Google's artificial intelligence built an AI that outperforms any made by humans

http://flip.it/l4NNcC

@pain I'm pretty sure they have no idea what the Android SDK is, and want to rebuild their existing Android app in Kotlin bc it's the 'hot new thing'. They probably read some random blog article that said Java will be obsolete for the platform in a few years, so they're scared of what they don't understand.

@theuser ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Programming language: kotlin

Spoken language: Tongan

Band: Underoath is all time favorite, currently obsessed with Night Verses.

Song: It's dangerous business walking out your own front door

Sit or stand: DANCE 🕺💃

Passionate? Not sure. Obsessed with Android and Paladins

Latest project: "learn Tongan app" working with some native speakers to build a translation library. Kinda cool.

I love beer, and whiskey. 😁 Preferably IPA's and Japanese respectively

That's it SpaceX Mars mission it is. Sign me up

$75US/month for "300"mb/s in Hawaii, advertised as "up to 300 mb/s", actually clocks ~120mb/s

my favorite is when my personal PC used to tell me I need "admin" grant me access to certain files/folders...I'm the only user, where the hell did "admin" come from!?!?!

@k1sul1 I agree. finder is balls, but other than that I'm all for Mac.

contracts are your friends. always scope out work, payment, and how to handle changes.

you guys hiring?...

@Xevion gotta escape those yo. \'

call in sick for a week, let them burry themselves, come back the next week, scream "who the f**k did this?!?", fix everything, now you're the hero 👏😋

😂😂😂 that 'wtf' head snap at the end has been my whole day. haha

cute...but deadly...

seems like this should be in some sort of while loop....

yaaaassss!!!!! or the blue screen of death...does that happen anymore? I've been on Mac for the past decade...

@javierojeda yeah, I've always felt that was fair. Especially considering the crazy time restraints on some projects. "If you need it done 'NOW' I need to get paid 'NOW'". haha

my policy is always 50% down, 25% on beta completion 25% on final delivery for contract jobs, and I don't move to the next stage until they pay. for on going contracts there is a five day grace period from the issue date of the bill, then a 10% late fee is tacked on. if no payment received within 15 days of the bill an extra 10% is tacked on, and a notice that services will be suspended after day 30 until the account is brought current. I put all this in the contract and make sure it's explained up front.

@stickman right on. thanks 👍